by PizzaDog123 July 29, 2022

Sitting in the back office all day shuffling paper all day. Pretending he's working hard and on important business.
by T.P.G March 30, 2017

by IHATEEVERYONEBUTATOLE February 7, 2025

A boy/man who is very adorable. He is tall, strong, and is very compassionate. He gives the best hugs ever. However his smile makes your heart pound, with fear. He can stare at you and freeze your blood. He has RBF about 73.21 % of the time. He is intimidating when you first meet him, but once you get to know him, he’s a total teddy bear. He identifies as Brocklesmurf, a less-well-known Smurf. Oddly for a man with only one “t” in his name , his first name is actually Russell with two “s” and two “l.” He’s likeable, drinks too much and swears like a sailor.
Who doesn’t love Scot?
by PointlessInfo November 12, 2019

by Transentence March 23, 2021

What da lecherous ex-Prez Willie C. managed to do **twice over** in the Monica Blewinsky case --- first, he was able to delightedly "get off" from Miss L's huge luscious smoochy lips' lovingly pleasuring his crooked wiener. And then when said sordid tryst "came back to haunt him" with a Congressional trial, he was able to "get off" without punishment, even though he obviously had done everything he'd been accused of. He was even able to keep his marriage intact.
I as a "common citizen" can get jailed for merely stealing a pack of gum, yet Bill Clinton didn't even get a slap on da wrist for majorly dallying with his intern (and who knows how many other women during his lifetime!), and he was a married man, to boot --- he could totally get off scot-free merely because he was da President at da time! What kind of convoluted nonsense --- not to mention an awful role-model for our nation's raging-hormones-steeped youth --- is THAT???
by QuacksO July 9, 2019
