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ham stoned 

Hammered stoned. The highest you can possibly get without puking and passing out, otherwise known as being vamped.
We passed around 3 blunts of sour diesel and were totally ham stoned for the rest of the day.
ham stoned by Ja-ba-la-ha January 13, 2010

Stonededness 

Dude i smoked some killer piff and got lifted to a whole new state of stonededness...

Amy Winehouse is a British singer known for her constant state of stondedness
Stonededness by jeterman1 January 23, 2010

Stonedoubt syndrome 

The phenomena of when you're stoned and can't decide if e.g a selfie you just took looks fine as hell or it just appears to you so, because you're high. Therefore you doubt everything you experience: if wether a thing or situation is just as it is because you're baked or it is objectively normal.
OP: Is this urban dictionary post total bullshit or a totally normal and nice thing to define and share with other people? Damn, caught myself in 4k in the stonedoubt syndrome!

Skit-scone-scan

A language developed by combining the English and pig Latin language and adding the prefix skit, scone, or scan before each word. Can substitute the prefix sk- or sc- instead of using the skit, scone or scan.
" Schello, scow scar sku scingdo" means "how are you doing" in skit-scone-scan.

Cock Scone 

When someone is acting like a proverbial uptight dick. Thinks he's funny when his sense of humor resembles a dried up 4 month old douche. Completely useless and, just like it's name sake, likely never going to end up in someone's mouth without being spat out and regretted instantly.

Also the male version of a cunt muffin or twat waffle.
Why does every guy I date have to be a complete cock scone?
Cock Scone by Pocketwench September 17, 2014