singing the anal anthem

Another way of saying fart.

"Oops, I just started singing the anal anthem

by Ass Thunder January 7, 2018

Tunnel Singing

A phenomenon which occurs when an Asian girl is only exposed to one genre of karaoke music, thereby greatly limiting her vocal talents.

That asian is really Tunnel Singing her way through the competition.

by Craig Caroxter June 11, 2008

Spider-Swinging

Verb.

1) When you climb backwards on top of an elementary school playmate on a swing. There are now 8-limbs, hence, the "spider-swing."

2) A particularly crude form of PDA, involving a couple at dinner, or any public forum, when one member drapes their legs across their partner's lap. It usually involves eskimo kissing or other acts of intimacy to heighten the level of annoyance. They are now an amorphous wrap of limbs, also, very irritating, hence, "spider-swinging."

"Your girlfriend is a serious spider-swinger."
"Sorry, I like you, but I am really not into spider-swinging."
"Dudes, quit spider-swinging, I am trying to eat."

by waywardbetty March 22, 2011

the stars, they must be singing

a very depressing larry fan fiction that will leave you emotionally bruised. (louis x harry)

“have you read ‘the stars, they must be singing’ on ao3?”

“yeah, physically i’m fine, emotionally i’m bruised.”

by eatcarrotswh0re September 9, 2020

Nut Swinging Apple Jack

Someone who gets away with doing little or no time for a crime they committed.

The jury got bad instructions he's out on the street like a Nut Swinging Apple Jack

by 14 Bag Bundle August 6, 2016

The Hash Slinging Slasher

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.

Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Slash ringing Hasher?
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Dash Ringing, The Trash Dinging, The Mash Linging, The Flash Ringing..Ringing, The Crash Dinging The.....
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongbob:*gasps so loud* T H E H A S H. S L I N G I N G S L A S H E R????

by The Trash Dinging Slasher December 17, 2018

Angry swinging Ape

Vigorously swinging your hips back and forth so that your Nuts and Johnson slap against your stomach and your grundle, emulating an angry ape swinging through the forest floor. Depending upon the size of your penis, it can either be called swinging monkey or an ape. Whatever the case may be, it must be angry. This gesture is usually done to a roommate, teammate or just someone that cut you off on the freeway. Although this movement may be hazardous to the health of your nut sack, it is heaps of fun and can turn any situation into a nut slappin comedy hour! WARNING: Attempting this act on a moving vehicle requires practice and coordination. Please practice in front of a mirror first before releasing the anger of the Ape in public.

The party was getting kind of dull, so Eric decided to get up on a table, drop his pants and display his Angry Swinging Ape. The whole room roared with laughter, some people were angered, some were appalled and some hid their eyes in embarrassment. Regardless, the party was not dull any longer!

by Desi Arnads December 5, 2007