Schmackler

When you're doing anal and you feel a piece of shit poking your dick

Person 1: "Dude, I was fucking my boyfriend last night and the whole time there was a schmackler poking the tip of my schlong."
Person 2: "Been there, bro."

by Pres. Chester A. Arthur September 15, 2023

Schmackers

(Noun): A large amount of cash bundled together. Usually in 5,000-dollar increments. Given to people who usually are poor or who have less than 1 million dollars in their account.

Rich Guy: Wow, Schmackers? That's a lot of money for most people, not me.

by honestabe2002 February 17, 2024

schmackofatz

When something tastes very good in Germany.

Now this is a real schmackofatz!

by imbricitor April 12, 2024

schmackofatz

When something tastes very good in Germany. Borrowed from German "Schmackofatz"

Now this is a real schmackofatz!

by imbricitor April 12, 2024

Schmuckasaurus

A man who believes he’s the best at everything, does no wrong, and has an ego the size of King Kong. A schmuckasaurus is the ultimate jerk.

That man is the worst! He’s a schmuckasaurus looking out only for himself. Stay away from him!

by Laverne's mom May 18, 2025

Shmackalamps

A woman’s breast, typically large.

Did you see the shmackalamps on that one?

by Josh koschek November 17, 2025

Plaster Schmackhammered

The state of being extremely fucked up. More so than any individual state of being Plastered, Schmacked, or Hammered, it is as if three people attained those levels of inebriation, then combined to form one barely functioning person.

"Dude, why did I wake up with no pants , spooning a dead horse?"
"You got Plaster Schmackhammered, dude, I don't know what to tell ya."

by FlapjackTitties March 9, 2016