Schmegle

An overly undersized penis.

Man Hayden has a schmegle!

by BigDickGriff February 19, 2017

Von Schmeganhausen

An alcoholic beverage, especially one mixed from hard liquor of Dutch or German origin. JagerMaester is the penultimate Von Schmeganhausen.

"Let me have one more Von Schmeganhausen and then we'll hit the road. Byes!"

by PolyMacEnt October 3, 2007

SCHMEGMA-GAGMA-MAGMA

It's the hot steamie,cheesy offencive smelling shit, your boyfriend takes right after you finish butt fuck'n him.

boy my little man muff'n that SCHMEGMA-GAGMA-MAGMA shure makes your shit smell like shit! love you my mud pie

by BIG STEVE IDAHO January 17, 2008

Schweg

The verb form of segway.

I see a man Schweg everyday to get to the bus stop, where he then commutes via public transit to work at Intel.

by Domonic March 18, 2009

schmiegeling

verb, the act of one playing endless hours of world of warcraft, and or other related gaming realms.
dervived from the noun "schmiegel" one whos only social interactions consist of online gaming and salsa lessons.

I came back from DONOVANS at 3am and my bro was still schmiegeling. (karaoke..saturdays..)

by BXplicit December 17, 2008

Schmeg

Another word for a Vape, E-cig, Juul, Suorin Air, etc.
Originates from the kids in high school that ask to take a shit during class so they can get a fat buzz instead.

Hey man do you got a schmeg i can hit?
Nah bro i think i lost it
Damn, anyone else got a schmeg?

by lemmehitthatjuul July 7, 2018

Schmegma

(SHMEG-MA) Any undefinable substance. It can be crusty, liquidy, or buncha nasty stuff. This word can be used as a noun, verb, or adjective.

I'll schmegma all over you if you don't shut up.
Eww, what is that schmegma in the corner?
It was a schmegmaey pizza from Chessmans; I wouldn't eat it.

by Shelly Pac May 22, 2006