assforgas scheme 

The latest of internet scams happening on all the sites. The scammer could be a young lady catfishing the scammee/ victim or it might even be a Dude who has stolen photos of a hot chick and he is pretending to be that hot chick. The scammer draws you into an apparent online relationship and can't wait to meet you for sex or a "Hot time" together. The only problem is they don't have money to buy gas to get to a place where you can meet. They always have an excuse why you can't come to their place directly... usually for their own security. They press you to put money on a cash card and if you do you never hear from them again or you get 100 different excuses about why they didn't show up. They will even go so far as to pretend that they had a wreck on the way to see you and will send you photos of themselves in a hospital bed. Some will ask for a game card for the fake kids they supposedly are looking after and say it is to keep them busy while you have sex in the other room.

I was sure she was the one ... but it just turned out to be an assforgas scheme.

assforgas scheme by RJ Miller July 13, 2023

Dasani Scheme 

The Dasani Scheme is when public (usually outdoor) events sell Dasani waters only or advertise more than other brands of bottled water. There is actually larger amounts of sodium (salt) in Dasani’s water than other bottled water brands. Can also be referred to as a Dasani Scam.

Person 1: “Ugh, I went to the State Fair yesterday by myself and saw an entire family of eight fall for the fair’s shamefully obvious Dasani Scam.”

Person 2: “Wow, they really fell into the Dasani Scheme”

Dasani Scheme by roach.baddie November 5, 2023

Tamponzi Scheme 

A social event disguised as a business opportunity, where women gather to sip wine, sniff essential oils, and pretend they’re building an empire—by selling overpriced candles, lipstick, plastic bowls, or garlic presses to each other in an endless loop of hostess guilt and Facebook DMs. See also: Mary Kay, Young Living, PartyLite, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, and “boss babe” energy.

Guy 1 - “My wife got invited to another Tamponzi scheme at Karen’s Friday night”.

Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.

Tamponzi Scheme by DoctorP June 20, 2025

Tamponzi Scheme 

A social event disguised as a business opportunity, where women gather to sip wine, sniff essential oils, and pretend they’re building an empire—by selling overpriced candles, lipstick, plastic bowls, or garlic presses to each other in an endless loop of hostess guilt and Facebook DMs. See also: Mary Kay, Young Living, PartyLite, Tupperware, Pampered Chef, and “boss babe” energy.

Guy 1 - “My wife got invited to another Tamponzi scheme at Karen’s Friday night”.

Guy 2 - “There goes another $300”.

Tamponzi Scheme by DoctorP June 20, 2025

The Kenny Scheme

Make plans, especially in a devious manner or with intent to do something what you want. While maintaining a neutral or positive benefit from both parties.

“My brother used the Kenny Scheme to trick my parents to get the new iPhone”

The Kenny Scheme by しど September 25, 2020

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The only way you can predict your future is to make it yourself

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Deposit Return Scheme

The act of shitting into a bottle and returning it to the deposit Return machine for 25c

I just deposit return schemed. It wasn't easy shitting into the neck of a bottle but then I cut in half and then glued back together after I'd defecated

Deposit Return Scheme by V falls December 28, 2024