slammered

When you are so drunk you are both “slammed” and “hammered”

“I drank too much man, i’m totally slammered”

by #soslamed February 16, 2024

scattered_matter

Scattered_Matter, a term for a silly person, or a name for Scattered_Matter.
Scattered_Matter can be used to describe a character! if compared with "style" or "type"
it means all your intentions are not ill, and that they are actually quite silly.
you can use it as a term similar to foolish! or smart!... it can be both!

Hey Scattered_Matter!
Scattered_Matter: hi

"Scattered_matter type character" / "Scattered_matter styled character lookin."

"My intentions are Scattered_Matter! not ill at all :)"

foolish: "you are an insufferable Scattered_Matter!"

smart: "That was so Scattered_Matter of you :)"

by Mattered_Scatter April 4, 2024

snammered

A conjuction of the words snow and hammered.

Our town really got snammered in the latest blizzard.

by Wild North Dakota Words January 13, 2025

Scompered

To eat something quickly with enthusiasm

“I absolutely scompered that bruschetta”

by Funnychess March 8, 2025

Scambridge

The scam Cambridge higher education is pulling off has been coined with the term

*Views results
this scambridge fucked me again

by NRGRichy May 20, 2025

Teens getting stabbered

LOVE TO SEE IT!

Hym "Some teens were harassing a guy and they got fucking stabbered! Gotta love seeing teens getting stabbered! Love it when you stupid fucks thing you can go around harassing people and then YOU GET YOU SHIT FUCKING EMPTIED! AND YOU DESERVE IT! YOU SONS COPPED THE SAME ATTITUDE I GET FROM THE PEOPLE AROUND ME AND THE GIT WHAT THE FUCKING DESERVED!"

by Hym Iam April 11, 2024

Tom, scattered

A guy that pretends to be your friend but says really hurtful things when you tell jokes.

Friend: There’s a lot of discourse online but I still can’t tell if I’m probiotic or antibiotic!
Tom, scattered: give up

by StinkPattern November 29, 2025