Big Sausage Pizza

A type of pizza with a hole in the middle in which one inserts their penis then posing as a pizza delivery boy makes an unsuspecting female pizza fanatic perform sexual acts on the delivery boy whilst still sporting a pizza around his probably burning falice.
The woman is usually spotted saying ,What, that's not a sausage, that's your dick!' Before hastily milking the penis in all fashions as if it was a very horny milk maid.

Danny decided to give his friend Brenda a Big Sausage Pizza , after he delivered his goods he left Brenda's household feeling like a new man.

by Britt_ain September 5, 2008

magic sausage ride

The ride she never remembers on your cock that is usually be caust she was either passed out or knocked out.

hey you should have seen the chick I picked up last nite.
really?
yeah, I knokced her out with chloroform then dragged her to my van and gave her a magic sausage ride.
you sick bastard!

by [e-mail] December 30, 2007

sausage packer

a girl who only has guy friends and no girl friends

it is derived from the act of packing a lot of sausages (aka. penises) into one of your many holes, or maybe all at once.

Keanna is such a sausage packer she just loves the smell of sweaty guys.

by kwandy December 10, 2014

sausage wallet

It's where I store my Pork Sword.

I just deposited a gallon of man yogurt in that gals sausage wallet.

by Samhain_Knight August 10, 2004

silly sausage

Silly Sausage, a light hearted insult to describe someone who is being silly or generally stupid.

Person 1: How cool was the OC last night?!
Person 2: You silly sausage.

by Piepiepie November 8, 2006

sausage locker

A name for a overly used Vagina, typically one that is used by 2 or 3 different men in a day.

Lindsey is such a whore, her cunt is a fucking sausage locker !

by Snowmann September 26, 2007

sausage dildo

Shitting into a condom, tying it, and using it as a dildo

Honey, I want to try a sausage dildo tonight.

by BigOleBlackCock August 19, 2016