sarcy

Abbreviation for sarcastic, or the word used by a dumbshit who can't spell scary right.

Kim:Why do you always have 2 be so sarcy?
Tim:I'm not i'm being scary.GRRRRRRRR!!

by hannah_da_freek March 26, 2005

sarcastic

an adjective, describing a type of humor. People who are sarcastic usually annoy the hell out of everyone who cant get their jokes. They also piss people off by going too far and accidentaly offending them.

SarcasticIronic: Oh SURE, because we all know how UNIQUE and SINGULAR you are!

Thuthpenthe: STFU, why do you always have to be so sarcastic?

SarcasticIronic: I love you :(

by lyssth July 2, 2003

Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert

When someone responds to a sarcastic comment with seriousness and makes a fool of themelves, this is what you tell them.

(Bald midget prostitute walks by)

Dave: Wow, that bird was absolutely smoking! Man I'd bang her.
Tony: What? You're a brain dead moron with no taste in women!
Jim: Umm, Tony... Failure to Spot Sarcasm Alert.

by Sketchead October 24, 2009

sarctard

Noun: A person incapable of recognizing sarcasm.

The sarctard over there thinks I was serious when I told him he was the brightest guy in the room.

by BrilliantK November 4, 2013

sarcastic girl

A sarcastic girl is what all guys want.
They want a girl who can keep up with their sarcastic remarks, and doesn't get upset when they are just kidding.
Sarcastic girls are also wanted because they can rip on anyone, and become well liked for being clever.
Sarcastic girls are extremely sexy and usually intelligent.

(Guy (sarcastically) to girlfriend): "Oh yeah, you look so fat all the time!"
(girlfriend): "I'm breaking up with you!"
(Guy): "Man I wish my girl was a sarcastic girl and could take a joke...if only."

by mkg889 February 14, 2009

Grasshopper Sarcasm

When in conversation, person A says something that person B knows is sarcastic but cannot detect the sarcasm in person A's voice. Derives from when a grasshopper is in the grass and you know it is there but you cannot see it.

After Steve has had a mild day of work/school mainly consisting of fooling around.
Steve: "Today was really tiring, I had loads to do"
Alan: "Really? Or is that just grasshopper sarcasm?"

by Monsieur Monsieur October 11, 2013

sarcasticlap

A slow clap created in situations of extreme sarcasm or when sarcasm is due.
Also applicable to ironic or satirical situations.

After the dead silence sat for a while following Nancy's horrible joke, I felt a sarcasticlap was in order and did so deliver.

Clap.........Clap.........clap.

by TheFloyd April 17, 2008