Creamy Spoon

When your wife/girlfriend doesn't put out and you end up big spooning them and you have a wet dream and cum on their back

She's had a headache for weeks so a few of those nights she ended up getting the creamy spoon

by Glendale Parisian chef February 11, 2017

wooden spoon

The number one cause of disciplined children all over the world. (Though mainly of Portuguese descent) The wooden spoon is a dangerous weapon capable of ending the tantrum of even the most stubborn child.

No, mom! Not the wooden spoon! No I promise I won't throw anymore pipe bombs!

by CriticalDesign April 9, 2008

If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon.

A statement-warning given to someone that what they are about to do may backfire and they may end up regretting it. Another spin on "if you can't do the time, don't do the crime.".

Why did you tell Jennifer you saw me downtown last night? If you are gonna stir the pot of shit be prepared to lick the spoon. After all, your closet isn't so tidy.

warning heed

by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015

Spoon Fed

Someone with parents that pay for everything. Someone who doesn't know the value of money because they have never had to work for it. This person breezes through life without a care in the world because they know mommy and daddy will pick up the tab.

Sally: "Johnny doesn't have a job, How can he afford that new car?"

Jane: "He's Spoon Fed"

Sally: "ahh, of course"

by LeeRoi January 13, 2011

Silver Spooner

A child of rich parents. When a sugar daddy knocks up a gold digger they'll have a silver spooner child...

How can he afford such a car at that young age, is he self-made?? No dude, look at all the gel in his hair. He's obviously a class A silver spooner!

by Cheezy G March 10, 2017

Spoondock Saints

(1) A game in which two men dress in Irish Garb and spoon.
(2) Spooning while watching Boondock Saints

Bruce and Brett were supposed to go out with us last night, but they ended up just staying in and playing Spoondock Saints. What a bunch of faggots.

by Mike Majcen February 25, 2008

Spooneuver

The inevitable move from spooning to sex. Usually started by a poke coming through, followed by rubbing and then the slow change from cuddling to doing the naughty naughty.

Jill: I'm not in the mood for sex, I'm glad we can just spoon tonight.
Craig: Shhhhhh, just go to sleep honey.

BAM - Spooneuver in process.

by MoMo Mayes May 12, 2007