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Tiago Santos

Pesosa que sai sem mais nem menos de casa todo o santo dia e hora sem necessidade de tal nesta época pandemica.
O João decidiu ir à praia 5x durante uma semana - Logo o João é um Tiago Santos por ter saído tantas vezes à rua.
by tostaas July 21, 2020
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Santo

Its santo not santa claus.

Santo is very good at looking at your ass and is famous with 13 years old girls
Santo is used by his friends
by Sakhs November 20, 2021
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The Los Santos Conjectures

Two mathematical conjectures regarding the mission "The Los Santos Connection" of Grand Theft Auto Online.

The first states that if three or more players are present, at least one will be idle, and that if a full lobby of six are present, at least two will be idle. This can be expressed as follows:

Let x = number of players idle and y = number of players present.

x ≥ y/3, always rounding down for x.

The second states that no matter how many players are present, no more than one will ever survive to the point of arriving at the airport (typically they will die at the compound while they or their teammate are hacking the laptop).
Joe, Bob, and Bill thought that they had a good chance of finishing "The Los Santos Connection", but were foiled when Bob was idle and Bill died at the compound; they had failed to account for the Los Santos Conjectures.
by Raul Menendez October 15, 2014
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Steven Sebastian santos

Simply the best at everything he does. In the tree world he is regarded as a god. If ever you ever get the chance to meet him, you're truly best and gods favor is apon you.
Who's the best that ever did it? Steven Sebastian Santos
by Apple sauce to a boss May 26, 2022
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Santos

To represent oneself falsely; to pretend to be what one is not.
"Mike says he's a crack shot with a rifle, but I think he's Santosing."
by R. Daneel Olivaw February 2, 2023
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Juan Frederico Santo III

Juan Frederico Santo III may seem like a cool and popular kid but he's actually GAY. Gay people are terrible and he dances like a Mexican.
Oh, He from the Squid Game? That's a true Juan Frederico Santo III
by GaymerGreen11212192121 October 23, 2022
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Santos Effect

When your friend or someones friend is overcome in anger because his/her ex-girlfriend dumped him/her. This is an outrage and fury that causes close friends to experience the same thing without actually experiencing it.
Your sad?
Yeah, I think its the Santos Effect!
by guythattypesshit May 29, 2019
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