Jeff gave Harold one hell of a Sandy J today.
Oh shit dude, I hope my girlfriend doesn't give me a Sandy J tonight.
Oh shit dude, I hope my girlfriend doesn't give me a Sandy J tonight.
by beemd June 03, 2013
while fucking a chick on the beach, taking your skin baton out, stickin it in the sand then right back into her bearded clam!
by John Burke November 23, 2003
When the female stuffs her finger into her box, then pulls her finger out and wipes it across your lip.
Similar to the dirty sanchez.
Similar to the dirty sanchez.
I stuck my finger down my wife's butt crack and wiped it across her lip and yelled "DIRTY SANCHEZ!", which she responded by sticking her finger in her box then wiping it on my lip and yelling "DIRTY SANDY!"
by Electric Mayhem November 11, 2004
An attempt to have sexual intercourse via the anus with an older woman however, she's way too dry which then creates flakes covering the penis which is known as "sand".
by SomeSuperRandomGuy November 02, 2019
by beccles August 22, 2017
Receiving a Sandy Pete consists of obtaining a handjob on the beach and thus shredding the skin on your reproductive organ.
Richard Tracy: got a good ole fashion at the beach last night and the sand got into between her hand and my dick. It's fucking raw man.
Mike Tyson: A Sandy Pete always ends in tears Dick.
Mike Tyson: A Sandy Pete always ends in tears Dick.
by Rubbertucky September 12, 2013
Steve reached across for a cracker and ended up with a Sandy Cohen.
Upon checking his rockin outfit in the mirror Steve notices a stain on his sleeve in the mirror. "Oh no not another Sandy Cohen..."
"Steve why do you always have to Sandy Cohen your nice shirts" yelled his mum from the laundry.
Upon checking his rockin outfit in the mirror Steve notices a stain on his sleeve in the mirror. "Oh no not another Sandy Cohen..."
"Steve why do you always have to Sandy Cohen your nice shirts" yelled his mum from the laundry.
by AFannyWinkler February 24, 2016