sandy patty 

When you get a dry handjob.

I didn’t want to see him again so I gave him a sandy patty.

Grab the lube, no more sandy patties.

sandy patty by BIGDRYWAFF October 2, 2021

Sandy Claws 

From Tim Burton's "The Nightmare Before Christmas". This is how the citizens of Halloween Town pronounce "Santa Claus"

"Kidnap the Sandy Claws
Lock him up real tight.
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights."

Jack Skellington upon meeting Santa: "Sandy Claws...in person...what a pleasure to meet you! *shakes hands* Wh-...why, you have hands! You don't have claws at all!"

Sandy Claws by WildHoneyPie4 January 30, 2009

sandy vag 

1. Used to describe someone that has sand in their vagina
2. Someone who is rude or difficult due to sand irritating their vagina

"What a bitch! She must have a sandy vag"

sandy vag by UltimateNinja December 6, 2004

Sandy Vag Syndrome

A condition which results in constant irritability. The most common symptoms of this disease include a predisposition towards being easily offended, hurt, with an affinity for holding grudges, and general discomfort for the sufferer and everyone within earshot

Amer is so easily offended, that dude has a serious case of Sandy Vag Syndrome.

Sandy Vag Syndrome by HeyZeusChristo September 24, 2014

Sandy Sleeper 

Finding a homeless person sleeping in a public area, and shoving your asshole full of sand and rocks and taking laxatives an hour before. Then giving yourself an enema and shitting all over the hobo's face with sandy, rocky, bloody shit.

"Dude that guy got a sandy sleeper!"
"Aw gross!"

Sandy Sleeper by The Ninja Shitter November 13, 2011

Sandy Knight 

A person (usually of Arabic descent) that acts suspiciously like a White Knight, but denies all accusations.

"Man, Sammy is being such a Sandy Knight right now. Also, he continues to follow an accusation by saying "whatever floats your boat bud" thinking that hides his shame."

Sandy Knight by Alpha_brother September 7, 2016

Sandy Sixty 

69ing on the beach with an ass full of sand

Man, last night got crazy! She took me to the beach and didn't have a blanket, but that didn't stop us from doing a Sandy Sixty

Sandy Sixty by disturbedurb September 10, 2018