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Salt My Dish, Bartender

Hey CUNT! Bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, CUNt
Hey fag come salt my dish, bartender

Usually used to get your point across, or as an insult
by Memein April 18, 2017
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Salt up

A phrase implemented in a gym setting, used when your gym bro lacks vascularity. The phrase is used to tell someone that they must grab a salt shaker and shake salt directly into their mouth to get a better pump.
Max: “Hey Bobby, your pump looks pretty bad. You gotta salt up, bro.”
Jojo: “Yeah Bobby, you’re looking small as hell right now. You should definitely salt up.”
by BobboShmurda January 18, 2023
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salt petre

salt petre - aka Potassium nitrate or Sodium nitrate,

Potassium nitrate is a chemical compound with a sharp, salty, bitter taste & the chemical formula KNO
3. It is an ionic salt of potassium ions K+ & nitrate ions NO3−, & is therefore an alkali metal nitrate. It occurs in nature as a mineral, niter (or nitre in the UK). It is a source of nitrogen, & nitrogen was named after niter. Potassium nitrate is 1 of several nitrogen-containing compounds collectively referred to as saltpeter (or saltpetre in the UK).

It is rumored to have been used in the military ,

In Prisons they mix it in with Koolaid known as county koolaid to curb the Male Libido / sexdrive , to cut down

On prison rape & keep them from being aggressive , makes them More Docile .

In layman's terms salt petre does the opposite of

Viagra, extense, enzyte,purple rhino, blue gas station pills,
cialis & other male enhancements.
Salt petre

Major uses of potassium nitrate are in fertilizers, tree stump removal, rocket propellants and fireworks. It is one of the major constituents of gunpowder (black powder).6 In processed meats, potassium nitrate reacts with hemoglobin and myoglobin generating a red color.

Saltpeter & other nitrates have a long history of medical use, but it is toxic in high doses & can produce symptoms ranging from a mild headache & upset stomach to kidney damage & dangerously altered blood pressure.
by Blu_leef July 4, 2023
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Salt Raiders

A small underrated Youtube group from the UK (most of them), composed of 15 or more, such as Kaif, they play Among us, AGROU, and any other game that involves making your friends salty.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna see some Pewdiepie videos?
Guy 2: Fuck no, that guy's channel is already dead, let me see some Salt raiders content
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Salt My Dish, Bartender

Slang term coined by Ian Carter, meaning "Hey cunt, bring your fat snatch over here and wipe it on the floor, wipe up the puddle of seminal fluids, cunt"
"Salt my dish, bartender"
"What?"
"Look on Urban Dictionary"
by shutupdumbass7 November 4, 2020
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salt bae

The movement of putting ejaculate on your hand, bending you elbow with you hand upwards and sprinkling it down your once innocent forearm.
by rulogedhst February 2, 2017
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salt away

To stash away, save, or set aside for later use.
My mother would always salt away whatever she could from her weekly paycheck, if only a few dollars.
by talk2me-JCH2 April 28, 2021
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