spork

A dangerous object that 2nd graders use.

OMG! The second graders invaded my classroom today, and attacked us with sporks! OUCH! I got my eye poked out!

by subwayfreak October 30, 2007

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Spork

Someone that makes a false SPAM complaint to their email provider or ISP. A contraction of "SPAM" and "dork." Can also be used as a verb.

Don't be a SPORK, use the delete email button, not the "report spam" button.

by Leeroy B January 08, 2009

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Verb. A cross between forking and spooning; romantic sex.

He wanted to fork, but she wanted to spoon; they reached a compromise by sporking.

by DelightfullyDubious April 23, 2009

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The act of spooning with a one-legged individual, involving the intertwining of the three legs.

It turns out the guy only had one leg, so after we had sex we just started sporking for a while, cause we couldn't exactly spoon with one three collective legs, ya know?

by hoosasporker May 21, 2009

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Spork

To put your finger near someones cheek when there looking in the other direction so that when they turn there head back towards you they get poked in the face.

I sporked you
you got sporked
To spork someone

by mid89uk May 03, 2009

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