smirkish

a shady situation a bad feeling about somethin' or a sneeky lookin individual

when its hella people just posted for no reason and they all lookin at you... They lookin smirkish

by lady lexo December 2, 2003

smirk

Nickname for the Resident.
While speaking, anytime, has this
totally inappropriate assinine smile
on his face.

2004 is the year to deselect the smirk.

by Exeter October 16, 2003

Pabst Smir

The light and cheaper version of an Irish Car Bomb. A combination of Pabst Blue Ribbon and Smirnoff Vodka. Usually a shot glass of Smirnoff is dropped into a pint of PBR.

Take a pint of Pabst Blue Ribbon, pour a shot of Smirnoff vodka. Take the shot glass and drop the entire thing into the pint of PBR. You are now drinking a Pabst Smir. Enjoy.

by Bill Silverstrim April 23, 2005

Smired

When you are sad mad and tired all at the same time

OMG I am so smired, I just want to yell, cry and sleep all at the same time

by LRDB June 29, 2016

smirk

Nickname for the worst President the United States has ever had that lied us into a war that has killed almost 1000 US Soldiers for no reason other than greed and lust for empire.

Geroge W. Bush, a.k.a smirk, a.k.a George W. Bush looks like a monkey, when asked a question that he was not given in advance.

or

Smirk simply sucks.

by gammarock July 8, 2004

jerk em' then smirk em'

to jerk someone off while creepily smiling at them as doing so. to the point where they are uncomfortable by the creepiness and call it a day.

comes from the group of phrases
"fuck em' then chuck em'" "blow em' then throw em'" "hit and run" "hit it then quit it"

Amanda: so what did you and hannah do last night?

Brandon: well we were getting into it untill she pulled a jerk em' then smirk em' and it just creeped me out so i left without even finishing.

Amanda: ewww.

by ohhelloamanda April 20, 2010

Smerfing

Smart Nerds Fucking

At last year's MENSA convention, there was way too much smerfing.

by WordMann68 February 22, 2011