Coon Slab

A Coon Slab is a very annoying person who, no matter how many times you tell them, will not shut up. A Coon Slab can be anyone, boy girl, white black, tall short, whatever. If you tell a Coon Slab to shut up, they will only get more annoying as the day progresses. The best thing to do when you encounter a Coon Slab is to annoy them. If you engage with a Coon Slab, they will set you as their target. Once you are targeted by a Coon Slab, there's no escaping. The only way to get away form on of them is to not be within a 100 foot range of them for a prolonged time. They will hopefully forget about you and you can carry on with your life as a normal citizen of the United States, Britain, or whatever count you reside in.

10 year old: Hey Gina. Hey, hey Gina.
Gina: What?
10 year old: Guess what?
Gina: What?
10 year old: Your short! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG IM SO FUNNY!!
Gina: Oh my God you're suck a fucking Coon Slab!

by ThatCoolGuyYouDon'tKnow December 16, 2013

Candy slab

Candy Slab is candy paint on a car. Slab is slow low and baggin. So its candy paint on a slabed car

Perpetratin hatin ass, see me ridin candy slab. Chamillionaire, (In The Trunk)

by The Mix Tape Messiah August 26, 2006

Scab Slab

A scab slab is a skateboard term for the cement separators at the front of parking spaces in a parking lot.

Tim tried a freaky grind off the scab slab in the Walgreen's parking lot but his trucks hit a crack and he busted his knee. cement block

by izzybzzy July 10, 2014

slut slab

A slut slab is created when you have a king size box spring underneath a queen size matress with no frame. The extra hangover created is the slut slab. Slut slabs come in handy when sluts unfortunately have to sleep over.

"Dude that sluts getting dropped off is she crashing with you"
"Yea but she's sleeping on the slut slab"

"Wanna cuddle"
"Fuck no, get on yo slab hoe"

by Scrib5 April 19, 2010

Concrete Slab

When your HIGH AS FUCK at Barnhart at the University of Oregon at midnight and you think that a river is a solid piece of concrete...

me: ayo Dalen go do a backflip onto the concrete slab
Dalen: say less

by concrete slab November 2, 2021

The Full Slab

Occurs while engaging in sexual intercourse, the penis while inside the vagina, is at its utmost length and girth. Hence, The Full Slab.

Bro #1 "Ok so you banged that chick...how you think she's going to rate your performance to her friends?"

Bro #2 "Doesn't matter, I gave her all I got, I gave her the full slab"

by Great Santini December 28, 2010

Slab grab

Getting a hand job while eating a slab of ribs.

-person 1"hey, I'm so glad these bitches are joining us at this nice BBQ.

-person 2"yeah dude we should toatlly get some slab grabs!"
-person1"slab grabs ftw!"

by Bizzle69 October 25, 2009