Silent Stroke

Engaging the act of male masturbation in a public populated place inconspicuously and discreetly.

"Dude...check out the guy at the front of the bus, hes silent stroking man"

"Shit man, me and teeps were sitting in econ lecture, and the guy was trying to silent stroke, it was gross!"

by Rizzleeee February 9, 2009

Silent Hill

n. a video game series developed by konami. it's emphasis on more cerebral horror has frightend many gamers the world round, with its disturbing images and freeky enemies. you, the player,are usualy equipped with a decent amount of weapons for shooting and beating enemies to death.

"Dude, did you see that monster? It was soooo fucking Silent Hill!"

"Hey, Aaron? would you like to visit Silent Hill during the summer?"

"Hey don't make me grab a lead pipe and go all Silent Hill on your ass!"

by Dev-Dev July 24, 2003

Silent porridge

The awkward silence the morning after a blazing row with your partner.

Joe: "you look down in the dumps today"
John: "yeah, me and the missus had silent porridge this morning"

by TransitTrain February 20, 2017

Silent Partner

The man or woman who was already in a quiet public restroom taking a dump, and who stops taking a dump when you enter the restroom or sit down beside them, presumably because they don't want you to hear them taking said dump. They usually wait until you leave to resume their business.

I entered the men's room and sat down for a shit in an available stall. The room was empty, except for one silent partner in the stall next to me. When I was finished, I washed my hands and left, but as the door closed behind me, I heard the whalesong-like sounds of my silent partner resuming his bowel movement.

by Orion1972 March 8, 2013

Silent Couture

A very sly and unexpected attack by the man of Bill Couture. He did missions with the CIA killing criminals with his specialty attack the Silent Couture, in which he pinches his fingers together and punctures them in your neck/shoulder. This attack is very fatal and most victims of it die immediately. This attack is known to go along with a loud yell of WHATTTTT! when he performs it.

John "Watch out!"
Mark "What?"
John "He rose his fingers watch out for the Silent couture!"

by thebargasstud April 16, 2009

silent flamer

a "SILENT FLAMER" is a "person" who tends to just give up and starts sighing. Instead of the normal flaming methods expressing his malcontent the "silent flamer" tends to just shut up and type "ff 15".

he is just silent flaming me, he is a real silent flamer

by Pickelstein December 10, 2021

silent date

When two people go out and agree not to say a word to each other and as few words to other people as possible especially when your date is in ear shot. The goal is to communicate non verbally with lots of eye contact, body language, and physical contact. Also no phones allowed.

We went on a silent date and I've never felt so close and in-tune with someone like that before.

by charlieechomikedelta October 20, 2017