Slucker

A Sly Fucker

That Taylor kid sure is a Slucker.

by Bob!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! November 10, 2010

Shuckle-Bucked

To get raped in a fruit field or under an apple tree, usually by a small adorable creature, who doesn't seem like they are capable of such an action. A man or woman can Shuckle-Buck you, but it's not likely.

Did you hear Tommy got Shuckle-Bucked after work on Tuesday? Yea, he cut his hand on a Pineapple, that shit is all over You Tube.

by Scoot Shabalzo October 28, 2011

Sfuk

To suck and fuck another person.

Ima sfuk him tonight!

by Dom Nicolas August 12, 2017

Condom Shucker

Someone who shucks a used condom like you would shuck an oyster. Slurp Slurp B*tch.

Andy Dick is an unconfirmed Condom Shucker.

Did you see that condom shucker go? Like he was gonna suck the winning lottery number out of that fucker.

by BrownBearandWhitey October 21, 2010

Butt Smuckers

Delicious treat were you get a spoon and rub smuckers jam all over your butt cheeks and anus.

Alec had his friend Jose butt smuckers him, only to cause his hairy anus to crust up and cause constipation.

by FatHungryBitch5000 December 26, 2012

shuck and jive

A phrase no one knew was racist until Yahoo said so.

"Hey man, did you hear shuck and jive is racist?"

"Yeah. Yahoo is my homepage too, man."

by Editor9955 October 24, 2012

If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!

In Scotland this is pronounced "If ye never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon" but to the rest of the English speaking world would be pronounced as "If You Never Had a Shuck You Would Drown!" This means that if you didn't have an Arse Crack you would drown in your own Sweat. This emplies that the Arse Crack is some sort of Drainage system for sweat to seep away and without it there would be a build up of sweat which would eventually drown the Sufferer.

Kathy: Oh Betty the sweat's lashin' out of me!
Betty: Aye...If Ye Never Had a Shuck Ye'd Droon!

by Magnesium Sulphate April 19, 2006