salemkuma

da best rapper ever no kizzy
2k followers on soundcloud and bhoul’s right hand man

person1: ayo u heard that new salemkuma ?
person2: hell yea!!! dat shit was fye 😈

by salemkumafan333 March 30, 2021

salamand

(of a salamander) to excrete slime from one's body

Salamanders salamand when they feel threatened.

by LeFrenchCroissant September 1, 2021

Salem

Perfect

Are you Salem? Cause you’re so damn perfect <3

by JAMALION THE 3Rd March 24, 2022

Heidi Salami

My old fuck buddy

I can't wait to Heidi Salami tonight.

by diskullman February 3, 2010

angry salamander

V. When a male shakes his genitals violently as an attack.

The doctor had cold gloves so I angry salamandered his face.

by Princess buttercup January 5, 2014

when the salamander shits

A company in San Marcos, Texas, home of the San Marcos River and the endangered Blind Salamander, has a salamander in a clear river as a in logo. When all accounts are paid the company pays for drinks and steaks at local restaurant. A reference of the WWII phrase "when the eagle shits which refers to the US government pay day"

Hey everybody when the salamander shits it's time for drinks and steak night Tuesday at the restaurant

by Clear River May 23, 2022

salami sunrise

When a man passes out with effort after trying to suck his own cock and wakes up with his cock still in mouth, it will feel like another mans penis for atleast 10 seconds, before the mans brain, small as it is, remembers that it is his own.
He will be mocked mercilessly for many years to come

Dude, jesus I'm so stiff after my salami sunrise!
You have the look of pain only a man would have after a salami sunrise.
This mornings Salami Sunrise really took it out of me.

by Chalise April 23, 2009