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Paul Slater

GORGEOUS sadly fictional character from novel series the Mediator by Meg Cabot. Curly brown hair and piercing eyes and the most melting kiss. Every girl wants him but all he wants is the ambicious and butt-kicking fellow shifter Susannah Simon, who happens to be in love with the one and only Jesse de Silva, ghost-turned-human HOTTIE EXTRAORDINAIRE. Did I mention he can see, talk to, and touch dead people? He's a shifter. He can also time travel and once tried to keep Jesse from dying by going back in time. His ability to be hot, evil, sweet, attractive, and extremely smart is undeniable
Paul's blue-eyed gaze bore into me. There wasn't the slightest hint of a smile on his face anymore. "Suze, when are you going to get it?"

That was when I finally noticed how close his face was to mine. Just inches away, really. I started instinctively to pull away, but the fingers that had been holding down Dr. Slaski's papers suddenly lifted and seized my wrist. I looked down at Paul's hand. His tanned skin was very dark against mine.

"Jesse's dead," Paul said. "But that doesn't mean you have to act like you are, too."

"I don't," I protested. "I--"

But I didn't get to finish my little speech, because right in the middle of it, Paul leaned over and kissed me.

-Mediator 5: Haunted by Meg Cabot

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A college football position that defies logic/common sense/reason in the face of facts.
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saltedsack

1)sperm on a nutsack.
2)when a man cums on his nutsack.
3)a tasty snack for your female partner.
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Slater

The major stoner guy in the movie "Dazed and Confused." He is seen throughout the movie as a teenager that is mostly high all the time.
Man: "Hey man lets go smoke with Slater, that stoner is fun to smoke with."
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Santeria

An African-based religion similar to voodoo, originating in Cuba and Brazil, which combines the worship of traditional Yoruban deities with the worship of Roman Catholic saints.
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A.C. Slater

Taking a dump facing the opposite direction on the toilet. AC Slater from "Saved By The Bell" was known for sitting backwards in his chairs, so one only naturally assumes this was also how he pooped.
I took an A.C. Slater so I could rest my laptop on the back of the toilet and watch a movie. It was incredible.
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Salted nut roll

The act of ejaculating on a woman's stomach. Immediately after, you rub your testicles in it and proceed to place them in her mouth.
I gave my lady the ol' salted nut roll last night.
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