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Sandwich Maker Pro

The COD perk only women can access. This perk allows women to make sandwiches at a faster speed than normal to please a man.
Why don't you use sandwich maker pro and make me a damn sandwich.
by Eaglenation12 October 8, 2011
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bullshit sandwiches

this is what you say to someone who is obviously lying or giving you an answer you find unacceptable. It can also be used as an exclamation should you find yourself in an unfair situation.
kid one : could you cover my shift on thursday, I heard you didn't have any plans.

kid two: I can't. I have to meet someone.
(knowing they have no plans whatsoever)

kid one : I see you've been snackin on those bullshit sanwiches.

or

you've had your car taken away by your parents, even though youre 21. You exclaim "bullshit sandwiches!"
by loveyou29 August 11, 2009
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subway sandwich ordeal

When you encounter a situation with an unnecessarily large number of options to choose from, and all you really wanted is something that just works... what kind of bread, what kind of cheese, condiments, meat.... sigh! (Where I come from, bread=white sliced bread)...

Bonus points when used with cloud computing!

Refer to "Funniest Milk Ad Ever! (Australian)" on youtube for further illustration.
1) The dating websites these days are turning into a subway sandwich ordeal!

2) These days the cloud computing user is faced with a subway sandwich ordeal.
by aptster September 16, 2010
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slippery sandwich

Is when a man or a woman spreads another woman's butt cheeks and spreads mayonnaise or miracle whip in between her buns.
Ive got everything in my refrigerator to make the best slippery sandwich except that girl!
by hammy12323 December 6, 2011
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splodgy sandwich

Splodgy Sandwich

A sexual act in which the male pours (a red) jam onto the womans vagina. He then ejaculates and then he "eats the sandwich" (and her) .
Lawrence was hungry so he made a splodgy sandwich. Jenny really likes when Lawrence comes round for lunch.
by Singing Richard November 4, 2014
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Grape Sandwich

When you put your testicles between a woman's ass cheeks and she clenches them until they pop
Hey baby, I want a grape sandwich. Ow my balls!
by HentaiJoiBoy September 5, 2019
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two-finger sandwich

The act of making yourself throw up instead of eating. Can also be had for desert after eating.
Anthony: I'm going to get a five dollar footlong from Subway.
Mike: I'm going to have a two-finger sandwich instead. It's cheaper and less calories.
by splucygoosey November 24, 2011
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