strip sadness

The feeling of intense depression that overwhelms you when you find out your favorite strip club is closing.

Duder 1: "Yo mang, what's wrong with your sad ass?"

Duder 2: "You didn't hear that Lusty's is closing? I been thinking about killing myself all week."

Duder 1: "Whoa dude that blows. Let's go get rid of your strip sadness by rubing one last one out."

by westfalia April 23, 2010

Hunger Sadness

When your lack of food has caused you to become sad and self-loathing or mournful. Can be cured by eating food and doing something you like to do.

JEFF: Oh, hey, dude, you seem a bit down! Are you okay?
MACK: Yeah, I've just got Hunger Sadness. Could you pass me the chips? I'm starving and I hate myself..

by SquiuqS December 21, 2016

true sadness

when you accidentally kill your minecraft dog

guy 1: i accidentally killed my minecraft dog D:
guy 2: that... is true sadness.

by why am i still alive June 12, 2019

aristocratic sadness

when rich people think they're so important that they're above happiness. they think the only way to find meaning in this world is to be suffering artist and art admirer. these people think that the world revolves around their skewed perception of reality.

"wagwan whats up your ass today?"

"i just realized that we're living in a black hole and we don't really exist"

"seems like you're going through aristocratic sadness"

by oigayboiwhatyoulookinat August 11, 2019

Horny Sadness

The feeling of sadness whilst horny

The sadness feeling lonely while horny

I was feeling immense horny sadness because I couldn't get in a relationship.

by The Dic-tionary March 6, 2022

Project Management Sadness (PMS)

PMS is a medical condition related to stress, the condition causes project managers to excrete a stinky mucus like film from the pores of their skin. This condition has been known to effect other species such as construction managers and business managers, and is particularly bad in relation to project management trainee's and administrative staff.

(1) The office trailer stinks like Project Management Sadness (PMS).
(2) Stay home from work if you have PMS, it's contagious and spreads through email.
(3) Stay away from Primavera P6, studies have shown that it can lead to severe cases of PMS.

by Cheese_Sandwich1985 December 9, 2019

March Sadness

if and when your team gets beaten out of the ncaa mens basketball tournament

after the sweet sixteen it was just march sadness for me.

by michael watt April 9, 2009