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Road Roaches

Motorcycle riders, more specifically the crotch rocket category. They are a rare breed of insufferable mirror smashing animalistic heathens who all seem to have their own "moto vlog" YouTube channel. While watching said vlogs and hearing their tourette like outbursts of an attempt to be quirky and funny you come to the realization that they deserve every hatred and loathing that comes their way.
Earlier today I was at the red light and a biker looked at me, smashed my mirror and called me "A fucking Cager" and sped off. God I hate Road Roaches.
by Intricate Observer November 8, 2020
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Carolina Road Dog

Are you kidding me? The Carolina Road Dog strikes again.
by the big cheeese September 26, 2008
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Clam Roast

On cold winter nights Claudia likes to give herself a clam roast
by The Gentleman Phraser January 11, 2017
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mile high road head

when a vehicle operator receives oral sex while in control of an aircraft.
I heard a rumor that mile high road head was the only way Lindbergh survived that Atlantic crossing.
by topgunmav October 20, 2010
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roachweiler

A cross between a roach and a rottweiler. An extremely skillful, mythical creature that is mysterious and can survive most anything.
The roachweiler nearly attacked when it was provoked, but was able to escape by relaxing with a pedicure.
by TamCam January 8, 2009
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Roadwork

A term typically used by boxers to describe intensive cardio work, necessary for building up the endurance required to compete in a professional boxing match.

Previously, "roadwork" was used by boxers exclusively to describe running; now, the term has expanded to cover interval running/training and anaerobic exercises to better prepare a fighter to circle their opponent in the ring and throw hundreds of combination punches over the course of an entire fight.
If he wants a shot at going the distance in his next fight, he's gonna have to iron out his roadwork.
by Johnnie W. December 12, 2012
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Road Caged

When you're trapped in the car with an annoying girl playing only her music and bitching about girl shit you don't care about.
Ben: Cindy was being wicked cunty on the way to the party.
James: Really? Why didn't you bail man?
Ben: I was road caged broh.
James: What a bitch!
by m00s3knuckl3 June 6, 2014
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