rekterling

A demeaning term for little thing that distributes rekt.

"I got rekt by a rekterling."
-"That's no way to talk about your younger brother."

by Johny Mc Carther February 19, 2017

Renter

A man or woman with low self-esteem, who sell their bodies to rich women/men only to obtain expensive gifts and contributions in return.

Example 1 -

Eva: Oh my god I can't believe you broke up with Jim he was so cute!
Amy: Oh please that rascal was nothing but a renter, that broke-ass son of a bitch couldn't even pay attention *pun intended*
Eva: Seriously? So he was only in it for the money?

Amy: Yeah !
Eva: What a loser

Example 2 -

Jake: Yo Kev what's up dawg?

Kevin: Not much hommy! My girlfriend finally broke up with me so I'm a free man now ! woo-hoo
Jake: Seriously? Thats awesome!
Kevin: Yeah man I'm stoked! So glad that bitch left!
Jake: Great! Then let's call some busty renters tonight my man!

Kevin: Hellz yeah !

by The Slicker December 30, 2018

Reiterage

When you say the same thing over and over and over again to the point you rage

The reiterage of this email and document is enough to drive me mad

by ThePupNamedGinaBear November 15, 2019

Rettger

Korean slang for bangin’ Brazilian music

This Rettger beat drop is hotter than kimchi

by jiggydong November 22, 2022

delaney ritter

The hottest girl in school that any one would fall for. Smart gorgeous and good looking.

Hey I heard your going out with Delaney Ritter.

by sharkawesome176 February 14, 2017

Paul Ritter

The best person in British acting for non marvel things he was a legend mainly known for Friday night dinner played Martin goodman and he had 2 sons Adam and Johnny along with his wife Jackie however like all the greats he was gone to soon rip paul Ritter

Joshua: hey do you want to watch Friday night dinner

Kian: is that the show with Paul Ritter in it?

Joshua: yea mate he is fucking funny

by Paul Ritter fan April 7, 2021

Adam Ritter

Alternatively, the Adam Ritter can also be something to brag about. In fact many boys and men record, post, and compare their Adam Ritters in competition with one another with the largest recorded Adam Ritter from a female weighs 22 pounds and measures 28 inches and was produced from none other than Queen Elizabeth herself. However, this does not hold a candle to the largest Adam Ritter produced by a Male which weighed in at over 100 Katie Courics- Courics for short. A Couric is the standard measurement for Adam Ritters- one Couric weighs approximately 2.5 lbs. This massive 250-pound turd was produced anonymously and found via satellite on a deserted island in the Central Atlantic Ocean between New Guinea and Howland Island in the late 1930s. This Wonder of the world can be found at the Smithsonian between the T-Rex and Megalodon exhibits. It has its own room because it contains a slight gravitational pull due to its sheer mass. Conspiracy Theorists believe that the victim was actually engulfed by the massive Adam Ritter and is still trapped inside while some women believe that this was Amelia Earhart's last effort to signal a rescue plane before she died.

"I just completely brutalized that toilet with my massive Adam-ic Ritter Bomb, comparable to Hiroshima and Nagasaki."

Woman: "I thought my boyfriend and I were having an unplanned pregnancy, so you can only imagine my surprise when I birthed a beautiful 7 pound 7 ounce Adam Ritter Right into the hands of the Doctor. In doing so, I not only dodged a bullet with a baby but also recorded a new personal best poop with my new Adam Ritter which the doctors allowed us to keep and is now my prized possession paperweight at my work."

by Tippy Top G January 23, 2023