Retardednes

The supreme act of being absolutely retarded. Very rare and uncommon.

Ben: Have you realized that Mr. Farrell doesn't know our names and he's known us all year?
Dylan: Only one word can describe Mr. Farrell: Retardednes

by TheCompetitionWinner April 20, 2012

retardee

A person who retired into being retarded. A political act in which person represent themselves as being retarded, when in truth they are not. Something akin to putting a blonde helmet on to create a force shield of stupidity around oneself.

(1) WTF. Since when have you become a retardee?
(2) When returning broken goods to the store, or to Amazon.com with the words "I don't know what happened, ... I just turned it on!?" one becomes a retardee.

by with boobs September 11, 2013

Retardinio

Its another word for a retard

Moe you fakink retatd/retardinio

by QuZe July 18, 2018

Retardeded

Someone that is mentally retarded,also stupider than a noob.

If You can't spell the word word then you're retardeded

by WateryAndrew13$ May 17, 2018

Retardaded

A type of person that is smart but is acting retarded. This tends to be 'dads' with their dad jokes.

"Hey DJ, did you know that Hillary married Obama?"

"Maxwell, stop being so retardaded. Hillary is Bill Clinton in a suit."

"DJ, I thought you were good at politics."

"I am."

by Zedd04 May 28, 2018

retardinoma

Someone that is so retarded that they metastasize their retard to everyone around them. Consumption of alcohol may potentiate the level of retard in retardinomas.

Stay away from Clinton or you'll be retarded by this evening. He's a stage 4 retardinoma. That shit is terminal.

by Hairy Potatoes August 28, 2018

retardmonger

someone who is intentionally edgy because they think they're cool but are just really cringy

"God, that kid on CSGO was being such a retardmonger"

by that_one_melon_guy January 14, 2019