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religious union

A separate but equal alternative to civil marriage for heterosexual couples who oppose marriage equality on religious grounds. Provides all of the same rights and benefits of marriage but without the stigma of the label "marriage" now that the institution of marriage has been destroyed by allowing gays and lesbians to get married in some jurisdictions.
Dave: "I just heard that Mike and Cathy cancelled their wedding! Did they break up?"
Diana: "No, but after that lesbian couple moved in next door, they decided to get a religious union instead."
by Redneck Lawyer October 20, 2012
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getting religious

1)getting full of holes hole-y

2)a non-believer praying to God

3) A horrible incident that got you on your knees
Damn! that AK-47 is getting Gina religious.

Because of the finals, even atheists were getting religious.

Dan: Shit, is that bitch getting religious?
Bob: Nah, she's just giving a blow-job.
by bobobona February 7, 2009
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The Religious Left

Liberals who have their own definition of "the right to life".
Unlike members of the Religious Right, the Religious Left doesn't advocate ripping children from their mother's arms and putting them in cages, putting prisoners to death when witnesses have recanted and they have been refused the legal admission of DNA exoneration, or the necessity of carrying assault rifles into church. Just sayin'.
by Monkey's Dad March 12, 2020
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Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!

The only greeting sufficient enough to be acceptable to all people.
Person trying too hard: Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!

Asshole: I don't celebrate any holidays in the area that happens during the time that Octavian the Eighth regarded as 'Wintertime'. I'll see you in court.
by West by SouthNorth December 23, 2010
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Non-religious

One who doesn't follow any religion, including atheism.
Being non-religious, doesn't mean I worship trees...
by Meeluvi April 3, 2019
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Religious

A person who is religious has the following symptoms, being religious is a mental disorder that varies from almost unnoticeable to extremely religious:

A strange incapability of using logic to find things out.

A brainwashed attitude, absolutely refusing to hear anything against said religion.

A tendency to barely even think for themselves, preferring to use said religion instead to steer them through life, this trait in particular is so annoying that they hardly even socialize with people not belonging to said religion.

A bond with fellow religious people that is so strong, they'd vote people like George Bush to president because he belongs to their religion even though he's a dumbfuck.

A (varyingly strong) lean towards right wing politics.

And lastly an urge to spread their religion to other people.
Normal person: The big bang created the universe
Severely religious person: No GOD created humans it says so in the BIBLE!
Normal person:You believe that?! theres no proof!
Severely religious person:Yes I do you have to BELIEVE in god!
by Groovy Schnitzel August 19, 2012
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Religious Texts

Texts by which many religions are based upon. Basically, books that rule the much of the world.
I really hate the fact that our illiterate civilization would make a bunch of papers (with words on them obviously) their god. And dont get me wrong, I like reading and books. I just dislike those damn religious texts.
by ~Ry_an~ July 7, 2006
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