The only greeting sufficient enough to be acceptable to all people.
Person trying too hard: Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!

Asshole: I don't celebrate any holidays in the area that happens during the time that Octavian the Eighth regarded as 'Wintertime'. I'll see you in court.
by West by SouthNorth December 23, 2010
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