redonkeykong

Something so absurd it can only be described by utilizing nintendo characters, to prevent the conversation from getting confusing

The whole situation was pretty redonkeykong, Mario was totally out of line when he said that to Donkey Kong.

by Jewsecks July 11, 2007

JJ Redick

JJ Redick is the greatest college basketball player in the nation. See also jesus.

God himself is the only person that could ever shoot the three-ball like JJ Redick.

by imrickjamesbitch March 19, 2004

JJ Redick

the hottest thing going; best basketball player in the country

People who make fun of JJ Redick are flaming ass holes who are only jelous

by Becky W April 5, 2004

JJ Redick

NOT at all a big time shooter. Can't beat Maryland. His skills are similar to his poetry. Both are awful. Duke's not our rival. Duke only wants to be rivals with teams they can beat. Since they can't beat us, we aren't their rivals either. JJ can shoot threes. However, JJ can't play defense, dribble, or do much of anything else. Except write poetry.

JJ Redick shot 5 for 19 from the field and cannot play well against Maryland.

by GO TERPS! February 16, 2005

redonkulus

1. Inconceivable; Unable to withstand without multiple facts; Unthinkable

2. Preposterous. Undeserving of attention or prize.

1. Holy sh*t this is redonkulous, can you believe the bullet to the head DIDNT KILL HIM?

2. This f*cking lag is Redonkulus, someone kill the ADMIN!

by Humza Tariq November 10, 2005

J.J. Redick

An overrated basektball player from Duke who shot 4-14 in their loss to Michigan State in the 2005 NCAA tourney. Last year, in Duke's tourney loss to U Conn (where he choked on the last shot), he shot 4-12. The year before, in Duke's tournament loss to Kansas, he shot 2-16. So in easily the three biggest games of J.J. Redick's career, he's shot 10-42 from the field. 23.8%

Clearly, he's one of the best shooters in basketball history.

A: You know who sucks at basketball?
B: J.J. Redick, and not only does he suck, he likes to pick his nose.

by Tyler April 25, 2005

JJ Redick

An untalented guard on the Duke basketball team that can only shoot 3 pointers. He fails miserably when driving and tends to fall down after nearly every shot he takes.

Guy 1: You know who is really good at basketball?
Guy 2: Well it's not JJ Redick.

by Hexum March 1, 2005