Another word for a United States border patrolman who is stationed along the US-Mexico border in southern Texas. The word references the common occurrence of wetbacks, or Mexicans, smuggling drugs into the United States by hiding them deep inside their rectum.
Last night I was driving down the highway less than a mile away from the US-Mexico border where I witnessed a Texas Rectum Ranger chasing down a presumed dirty drugged up wetback.
by Mkolesar25 August 26, 2013
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The huge man in line ahead of me at the grocery store had nothing but cheese and meats in his cart. I bet he suffers from a bad case of ravaged rectum.
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When a co-worker walks over to your cubicle and lays down an auditorily obnoxious fart and then runs away.
Dude, now you gotta bow to the e plurbis rectum gods you totally stunk up my cubicle, I hope no one thought it was me.
by Soooze May 14, 2014
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Man, I was at the gay bar last night and I met this hotty named Jim. We really hit it off and then we went back to my place to have butt sex. Man talk about a rectum rocker, he packed my fudge in real nice.
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