rear-ended

When you're having sex, and the guy pulls out too far and accidentally thrusts into your asshole.

Pain radiated from Beth's sphincter when Jose's penis rear-ended her tightly clenched asshole.

by imajellydonette April 3, 2013

Toyota Recall

A conspiracy made none other than by gm (government motors) or chrysler. And is further fueled by people who all of a sudden decide to jam their accelerators or floor mats under the pedals, thus causing "unintended" acceleration, while NOT choosing to shift into neutral, because they want to be on the six o'clock news to smear Toyota because they are all just a bunch of money and attention whores.

Bob: Hey, did you hear about the Toyota Recall?

Jim: Oh yeah, my buddy James who is full of shit jammed his pedal to the metal on his Prius.

Bob: OH MY, is he alright?

Jim: Yeah, just pending litigation.

by Banstaman April 18, 2010

Recapitated

Having ones head put back on. Usually only able to be done with zombies or in cartoons.

Hey, Steve was recapitated!
Nice to see you didn't completely lose your head!!!!

by Trent Kuver February 26, 2009

Recaptivity

The condition the viewer experiences while watching a reality show when they are forced to sit through a recap of the events to date before they are allowed to see further developments. It is often done to "pad out" an episode that would otherwise come up short of content.

I don't mind two minutes of recaptivity at the beginning of each episode of "Survivor," but during the finale of "The Bachelor," I was in recaptivity for 45 minutes before the Bachelor passed out his final rose.

by Gryffud March 3, 2009

rear its ugly head

For something (usually not a physical object) to be brought up; usually in conversation or the acts of a superior.

The subject of the war in Iraq reared its ugly head again.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 14, 2004

rear naked poke

Rear Naked Poke:
The act of having sex in the doggie style position then slapping the rear naked choke on your willing partner and choking them out completely, all the while you're still having sex with them even while they are out cold, continue having sex until they completely wake up again.
The "Rear Naked Poke" should only be attempted by willing partners trained in the ways of Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu.

She let me rear naked poke her, and like a champ she didn't even try to Tap Out. When she woke up she said "that shit was crazy, I liked it."

by Jimmy The Mutt February 19, 2008

rear eschelon motherfucker

a term used by those in military situations on the FRONT lines of battle to describe those who AREN'T

"we have to risk our asses up in here on the front lines while those REAR ESCHELON MOTHERFUCKERS are back there chillin

by big daddy mac rocket October 7, 2009