v. The act of unexpectedly sneaking in from the side in order to finish off someone who is masturbating.
While studying for my biology exam, I glanced up to notice Rachel sitting across from me. She began to unbutton her blouse, prompting me to begin masturbating. Then suddenly, to my surprise, and pleasure I might add, Vicky, the principal's daughter, feverishly and savagely raptorbated me.
"Bro, did Brandi just raptorbate you?"
"I... I think so."
"Dad? How did you and mom meet?"
"Son, you're old enough now. Have you ever heard of raptorbation?"
"Bro, did Brandi just raptorbate you?"
"I... I think so."
"Dad? How did you and mom meet?"
"Son, you're old enough now. Have you ever heard of raptorbation?"
by Baskeville May 6, 2014
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1. Someone whose Myers-Brigg personality type is a combination of INTJ (The Mastermind) and ENTP (The Debater)
2. Someone who always seek discussions and arguments, and focuses more on "winning" the discussion, rather than finding a consensus.
2. Someone who always seek discussions and arguments, and focuses more on "winning" the discussion, rather than finding a consensus.
1. Oh, I scored INTJ on one test, and ENTP on another... I guess I am a masterbater
2. Have you noticed Jim getting into arguments with people all the time? It seems like he is becoming a true Masterbater.
2. Have you noticed Jim getting into arguments with people all the time? It seems like he is becoming a true Masterbater.
by Qwelp August 31, 2019
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Stupid fucking asshold kept jiggling the door handle when I was using the bathroom. I had to Fasterbate and finish thanks to that cocksucker.
by xanadude313 September 7, 2019
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by Alex Erlandson March 11, 2021
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