Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder

The Dutch rudder taken to its logical conclusion. Where a double Dutch rudder involves two participants, and a TDR involves three, the Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder involves twelve participants standing in a circle. Each participant holds his member with his right hand, and the man to his lefts right elbow with his left hand. By this means each person can move his neighbour's right arm up and down, essentially masturbating him, but without the gayness of touching another man's penis.

Headline in The Sun newspaper; "England football team + referee involved in Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder - still claim football is not gay."

Scott's mum: "Scott, you need help for your Dodecatuple Dutch Rudder addiction."
Scott: "If twelve men ejaculating together is wrong, I don't wanna be right!"

by Big Pimp Daddy June 2, 2010

Carlin Rudder

Having someone help complete the act of masturbation by pushing back and forth on the males forearm using their foot, while the male holds his own penis. Most of the time this is preformed in a single wide trailer with one or both of the participants wearing cowboy boots.

My buddy Clay gave me a wicked hard Carlin Rudder last night.

by nvminer October 16, 2010

Double Dutch Rudder

The double dutch rudder is the process or action of two men standing facing each other, each with his right hand around his own penis, then they place their left hand on the elbow of their friends right elbow, then they simultaneously move the friends right elbow back/forth with their left hand causing the friend to masturbate.

It's universally accepted as not homosexual because you are only touching your friends elbow, but may be the most intimate non-gay act among two men as they are assisting in the ever beautiful act of masturbation.

...or you're just jerking off your friend.

example: i just gave it to you above... its helping each other jack, thats what a Double Dutch Rudder is. geez.

by JackCityByatch February 26, 2009

Ruddtarded

Ruddtarded- A person born with this mental condition has to work at least one million times harder to be able to do simple things (such as learn and communicate) that we take for granted. Additionally, a Ruddtarded individual will usually suffer a lot of ridicule from society because people fear what they do not understand.

"You are so Ruddtarded, you make me want to kill myself by climbing your ego and jumping to your IQ."

by Ruddtarted March 11, 2015

ruddiestthrone

Ew… stay away from this guy. He is the pandemic we’ve all been fearing and he is also the solution to it. He has the power to end world hunger by dropping his album but he won’t. He is an awful person.

Boy - Omg this guy is so bad at everything!
Other Boy - Yes! He is such a Ruddiestthrone:(

by JakobSnakob November 19, 2021

Ghost Rudder

The combination of the dutch rudder and the stranger.

Roommate waking up, "Dude my hands asleep."
Other Roommate, "Sweet I'll give you a ghost rudder to start the day off."

by Smith Shark March 31, 2009

Comfort Rudder

When you give another guy a handjob, thinking that's how you do a Dutch Rudder. It's a fucking common mistake.

Guy 1: Dutch Rudder! Dutch Rudder!
Guy 2: Yo! Stop touching my dick, dude!
Guy 1: Isn't this how you do a Dutch Rudder?
Guy 2: You have to move my arm when I grab my cock, you vagine!
Guy 1: So what did I do?
Guy 2: A...a Comfort Rudder!
Guy 1: Fail

by Cumfirst October 8, 2009