ripped

Very drunk or otherwise under the influence.
properly wankered.

synonyms include

Hammered
Trollied
Balck 'n' Deckered
Nailed
Wankered
Fucked
Shitted
Bolloxed
Cunted
etc.

Any swear word or tool with -ed added on the end.

Torn

I was badly ripped.
He was ripped to the tits.

by GOD September 14, 2003

ripped

Too drunk to function, state reached in short amount of time.

Holy shit, Caleb chugged a 40 and was ripped off his ass.

by stihlman September 10, 2003

ripped

A guy who is well built and muscular.

Check out Eric's 6-pack! Man that dudes ripped!

by SaraDRO September 15, 2003

ripped

When some one has been insulted bad this definition is also used

Man1:Your a F** up *** ***
Man2:wat the..?

Man3:(watching the two)you've just been ripped mate(speekin to Man2)

by andre.. May 13, 2005

Ripped

Very stoned

Wow, you look ripped.

by melritz July 5, 2009

ripped

a person (usually a man) that is extreamley muscular and beefy

Person1: "Check out that guy in the back row"
Person2: "yeah, he is ripped"

by sexycamilla December 19, 2009

Ripped

To prove someone wrong when in an argument. This includes an exchange of words, gestures or body language. It also entails when someone makes a point, and that selected point is wrong, and the other person makes the correct point.

Person 1: I am a boy.

Person 2: No you're not, you don't have a penis.

1: Shut up......

2: Ripped...

by dannyoboy1 March 25, 2010