A person who unquestioningly obeys stay-at-home guidance during the coronavirus hysteria and develops an unnatural fear of spreading or catching germs.
Someone who thinks staying indoors is more healthy than going outside to get physical exercise.
Someone who thinks that NOT visiting their grandparents on Easter demonstrates their love for old people.
Someone who loves to say "we're in this together" but walks the other way when they see other people.
Someone who thinks staying indoors is more healthy than going outside to get physical exercise.
Someone who thinks that NOT visiting their grandparents on Easter demonstrates their love for old people.
Someone who loves to say "we're in this together" but walks the other way when they see other people.
"Did you see that guy jogging on his balcony? What a quarantard!"
"She's such a quarantard she won't even visit her sister's new baby!"
"The line outside Whole Foods was so long because of all the quarantards standing 27 feet apart."
"Trying to get my gym bros to work out at the park, but they're all quarantards."
"She's such a quarantard she won't even visit her sister's new baby!"
"The line outside Whole Foods was so long because of all the quarantards standing 27 feet apart."
"Trying to get my gym bros to work out at the park, but they're all quarantards."
by Social Distance Resistance April 13, 2020
Get the quarantard mug.A slow decline of ones mental state causing one to do things they normally wouldn’t do during a pandemic.
My wife walked in on me shaving my eyebrows off. She freaked out and asked why I would do such a thing I replied “Leave me alone! I’m Quarancrazy!”
by Captain Stroker May 1, 2020
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Quaranfling An online dating encounter that begins during quarantine, used as a means to fill the dating void, and ends before quarantine is over.
Oh I know him, we had a quaranfling.
by daydiver June 16, 2020
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Get the quarplefag mug.A romantic interest tantalizing enough to make you forego social distancing and risk contracting the corona virus
Valentine is to Valentine’s Day as quaran-tine is to coronavirus.
Valentine is to Valentine’s Day as quaran-tine is to coronavirus.
The difference between a Valentine and a quaran-tine is that the nicest gift you could get your quaran-tine is not flowers or chocolate - it’s toilet paper.
by Glowrae March 22, 2020
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Get the quar mug.The Southern equivalent of a queer. Pronounced - Qw-AR, usually deragatory unless you are actually from the south and are speaking about a homosexual. Also can be used to denote someone who is acting stupid.
Homosexual terms are no longer solely derogatory, our lexicon has changed the meaning to mean anyone, gay or straight that is an idiot, so don't get offended you god damn quar.
by bc1391 June 1, 2010
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