Quaff

The patch of hair on a man's chest

Dude! You can barley see that gold chain umongst that guys massive quaff!!

by PJ Poacher July 27, 2009

quarf

Quantum Resonant Fields

Harmonic frequencies at the subatomic level produce quarfs when that aid in superluminal communication.

by Steven R. Grimm August 29, 2003

Quaff

a Quiff in reverse (instead of air releasing out its sucking back in)

Quaff is the opposite of "Quiff"... instead of a pussy fart coming out, it would go the opposite way "sucking in".

by Juggalicious March 19, 2010

quarf

to vomit so violently as to expel air from the vagina; to simultaneoulsy "queef and "barf".

If I have to smell another one of your farts on this Wild Turkey hangover, I may quarf.

by cornbread18311 July 3, 2010

quaffle

a really bad hair do. cross between quaff (hairstyle) and awful.

Naruto: Sasuke your hair is a quaffle
Sasuke: What do you mean ?
Naruto: It looks like a ducks butt

by vampirexlovers95 July 26, 2008

Quarf

To fart out one's male reproductive Peehole.

i quarfed out of my dick

by poopenheimer December 9, 2008

Quaff

Quaff holds the exact same meaning as the word "Cunt", but seeing as the use of this word is commonly thought of as completely unacceptable language at any social level; quaff is used. It bestows the same feeling unto the persons it is used upon without the following complaints of the language used.

That little quaff better run and hide

by Big Andy D April 7, 2005