Baker Quaker

the act of forcing one's boner into a woman's nose, then repeatedly kicking her in the meat wallet. also called the strangled frog

Matt:" Dude, she was totally down for the Baker Quaker!"
Ben: "Well, did u do it?"
Matt: "Yeah, until she sneezed...."

by titansfreak12 January 5, 2011

Dirty Quaker

The sexual act of using a quaker oats cereal bar as an anal plug.

Guy 1:
My wife surprised the hell out of me last night when she pulled the Dirty quaker out of her ass and set it on the night stand.

Guy 2:
Holy shit!

by H. Karl September 16, 2011

Stomach Quake

(Verb) A stomach ache that normally occurs at night after eating spicy food and entails waking up sweating with a knot in your stomach, requiring you to use the bathroom so often that eventually you will be rid of sleep.

"Last night I had the worst stomach quake. It must've been the spicy chicken sandwich I got from Checkers."

by TheDukeOfDutchesses June 21, 2016

Quakertown

You know you are from Quakertown and its surrounding areas if; The best thing to do is go to Wal Mart on a Friday or Saturday night. You know exactly what Grida’s is and know its opening day and closing day. The back parking lot of the Regal is the best for doing donuts in. The car shows at Dairy Queen are always a big hit! You know that Haycock is an elementary school, and not some lame sexual innuendo You know exactly who Mario Galante is. The Milford soccer games were put on delay because of a cow being in the middle of the field. Dominick’s/ Giovanni’s/ Pizza Randa all have the best pizza in town (Thank you Gewles). You have a really large feeling of disgust when you hear someone say they are from Pennridge. One word QMART! You know your screwed when there is traffic, not because of cars, but because of the slow ass tractor in front of you. Knowing that half the town worked/works at Friendly’s or Giant.

You got owned, Quakertown style

by pasted one July 16, 2008

Ass-Quake

The kind of fart that moves soil.

Geez Gary, that ass-quake of yours had enough power to knock a seagull off a trash can!

by Jaron W. September 8, 2005

QuakeCon

A yearly multiplayer computer gaming convention, historically held in Texas, that is known to its attendees as a week of playing games, partying, and meeting people you know only through IRC.

w0lfy, although completely broke, somehow managed to drive from Oregon to Texas just to attend QuakeCon.

by Wixx October 25, 2004

Butt Quake

A fart which is so loud and powerful that it reverberates the entire area around the expeller.

Robin: Oh my God, everything in the house is shaking, it's an earth quake!
Chris: Don't worry about it, that was just a butt quake I let loose downstairs.

Local Newscaster: Today we mourn the loss of the twenty people that were killed on this day last year when an unsuspecting local man released a butt quake while on board a city bus.

by MerchantofVenice5 February 4, 2013