Quantum Hover Device

The equivalent of wheels except in the future. One can have Quantum Hover Devices just like they can have wheels. One can Levitate (Lev) a girl using his said Quantum Hover Devices (QHD).

Quantum Hover Devices are the Wheels of the future!

Guy1 - "Hey man you Leving that girl?"
Guy2 - "Yeah i have big QHDs!"
Guy3 - "Nah, my Quantum Hover Devices are way bigger."
Guy1 - "Let's just all agree that we all have mad QHD."

by BleedingAnis September 24, 2011

Quantum Tunnelling

An inter-spacial sex manoeuvre whereby a moist, warm hole is penetrated with enough irrepressible force from a cherry rocket to break through a seemingly impenetrable barrier.

Susan: “Thanks for the Quantum Tunnelling Kenneth, now I have to stitch it back together!”

by Soxandsandlesmadeforspeed June 21, 2018

Quantum physics gay

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by Big dick Samuel July 5, 2018

Quantum racism

Whenever a person of an unknown ethnicity says the "n-word" (either by audio, digital format or said by an ethnically ambiguous person) the offense is suspended in a quantum racist state. Due to Heisenbergs uncertainty principle (aka Dolezals uncertainty principle) the observers can not know for sure if they should be offended or not, as there is a possibility the person who said it is black and/or identifies as black. When the speakers ethnicity is revealed the quantum racist state collapses and the speaker can be labeled as racist or not.

Ex. In a digital chat-forum

Person X: "N-word!"
Observer1: "WHOA! Who said that?! That is NOT OK!"
Observer2: "But wait. We dont know Person X ethnicity? They might be black?"
Observer1: "Damn you are right. We are stuck in a state of Quantum Racism! I do not know how to react."
Observer2: "Hey Person X. What is your ethnicity?"
Person X: "Im black. STFU".

by bugsy_malone January 8, 2021

Quantum Four Square

QFS is an adaptation of the old school playground version of childhood foursquare. Quantum Four Square is played on a square court divided into four smaller squares that meet in the center. The combination of worldwide styles in OS foursquare has led to an intense and competitive design of play using a tennis ball. QFS is gaining popularity amongst teachers and students in their classrooms. The QFS International Alliance Board of Representative Trustees is based in San Diego and run tournaments monthly.

1. Yo dawg, hows about a game of Quantum Four Square
2. Are we up for some QFS homie?
3. What you doing? I am out to play some QFS with the peeps.

by Chickae November 16, 2006

Quantum Physics

The science the "smart" people claim to understand, mentioning things like Schrodinger's Cat and Superposition, yet for some reason don't know how to use the Schrodinger Equation or how to use Eigenvectors in any way whatsoever.

Me: What the fuck are you good at, mate?
"Smart" Person: Ah yes, I am an intellectual expert in the science of Quantum Physics. Truly a master of photosynthesis.
Me: Ah yes, fuck you too.

by Cenam March 15, 2019

Quantum Foam

Tiny, foam-like distortions of space-time at the level of the Planck length. If we could peer into the fabric of space time at the Planck length, we would see tiny bubbles and wormholes, with a foam-like appearance.

Our universe may have been born out of a sea of quantum foam.

by OneBadAsp October 21, 2006