porcelain bank

A toilet, usually referred to in the context of making a deposit.

Dang I hope this bitch cums soon, I gotta make a deposit at the porcelain bank

by rodroddy April 15, 2009

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porcelain date

What you find in the rest room at a WNBA game.

I want to the Mystics game and ended up with a porcelain date..

by wnba unwilling watcher June 30, 2010

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porcelli

The act of not answering when someone responds to your text.

I texted Chris after he asked if I wanted to hang out, he didn't answer for another 2 hours. He totally pulled a Porcelli.

Thats such a classic Porcelli.

by niceguyeddie222 December 30, 2013

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Diarrhea of such an extreme and explosive nature as to render the inside of one's toilet bowl like a concave representation of a Jackson Pollock painting.

May be the result of extremely poor and unfortunate dietary decisions, (very) excessive beer consumption, invasive organisms, or simply God's way of communicating "His love" for you.

Not to be misconstrued as "important" or "avant-garde art."

Pollock the Porcelain: verb

"Steve-o really pollocked the porcelain this morning. It's been a real disaster zone. Impossible to clean up. Try putting THAT on one of those 'Oxy-Clean' infomercials."

by Dick Gazzina May 21, 2007

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porcelain cruise

A mini office vacation. Feeling tired? Have that after-lunch-coma? Take a porcelain cruise! The act of locking oneself in a bathroom stall for 20-30 minutes in order to take a quick nap.

After that heavy lunch, I'm exhausted. Think I'll stop off for a porcelain cruise to relax for a while. Hope no one else comes to stink up my little vacation!

by Tim Holt July 29, 2005

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