poonardigan

one who acts as a poonard

Damn nigga your a fucking poonardigan.

by freddy and marcos October 30, 2008

Poon Chops

when a girls pubic hair gets so out of control it extends from her crotch down her upper thighs. Typically happens to girls who lack sexual activity, which can lead to a terrifying experience for both her and the poor guy/girl hooking up with her.

Derived from "chops", which men typically grown on their faces. Also known as extended side burns.

I went to hook up with this girl last night, but couldn't do it! She had SERIOUS poon chops!

Oh my God! I got way to drunk last night and hooked up with this guy, TOTALLY forgetting about my out of control poon chops!

by M@llor! and $h@n@ December 7, 2010

Phoonge

A Phoonge or Foonge is a sour look on ones face. A look of malcontent or distain. pronounced (foo-nge)

I can see by the Phoonge on your face you must be having a most terrible day.

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Seriously, please wipe that Phoonge off of your face... you're starting to bring me down.

by Brilliantlights July 3, 2011

Poon Plague

A combination of 15 different STDs including Chlamydia, Genital warts, Herpes, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis, AIDS and Syphilis.

Guy 1: Damn homie that bitch I fucked las night had all kinds of STDs

Guy 2: Shit that hoe musta had the poon plague

by Idiotwithacomputer September 10, 2011

Poon Season

Any season in which you will be in an environment with many horny women. This is often caused by the holiday season when girls feel lonley and its cold outside so they need an extra body for warmth.

Ethan how excited are you for poon season! Who knows the next time we will have this opportunity.

by Bigdaddy69 December 29, 2012

puff of poon

When your having sex with a girl and you keep getting the burst of stank puss overwhelming your nose.

I was having sex with this girl and the puff of poon almost made me throw up on her.

by Patrinkas78 January 11, 2017

Poonani

pussy

I wanna hit that wet poonani

by WETPOONANI69 June 6, 2018