H-B Woodlawn Program

As good as it gets. Don't knock what you do NOT know. GREAT school with a unique well-driven program. Incredible teachers and wonderful results. I do not speak ill of W-L, Yorktown, or Wakefield .... because I don't know. I only end up defending the best High School (and Jr. High School) in Northern Virginia. ALL schools have problem students (drugs, alcohol, etc.) - the "other" Arlington High Schools are NO different. Lay Off!!!

H-B Woodlawn Program is for the students, by the students, and guided by the teachers. Intelligence knows no bounds and Jealousy run rampant.

by HBW '91 - Proud of my past August 17, 2008

progasm

Technical term for feeling of euphoria when a solution is found to a particularly difficult computer software problem.

Robert had a progasm when he found the bug in his code one week from deadline.

by CaptainEntendre May 15, 2006

Programmer

A programmer is a person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumerable punching, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assumptions based on debatable figures taken from inconclusive documents and carried out on instruments of problematical accuracy by persons of dubious reliability and questionable mentality for the avowed purpose of annoying and confounding a hopelessly defenseless department that was unfortunate enough to ask for the information in the first place.

Finance Director: "Hey programmer guy. When is the stock predicted to change?"

Programmer: "01001001 00100000 01100100 01101111 01101110 00100111 01110100 00100000 01101011 01101110 01101111 01110111"

by Gromitted August 20, 2011

programmer's butt

noun
a large butt as a result of sitting in front of a computer all day coding, eating, testing, eating....repeat

During my time as a developer for a software company, I developed programmer's butt and had to quit my job to become a personal trainer

by Happy Girly of course! February 18, 2010

twelve step program

Self-help group using methods and philosophy that originated with Alcoholics Anonymous involving 12 steps to sobriety or whatever

Too bad there's no twelve step program for assholes

by cornholio October 11, 2003

Programmator

"Person who procrastinates while trying to appear to be programming."

or

"Person who appears to be programming but is in fact procrastinating."

That guy is a fucking programmator!

by Programmator November 13, 2020

Programphile

1. Obsessive fascination with programs and/or applications.

2. Erotic attraction to or sexual contact with software.

3. A collection of related data or program records that enable a computer to perform a desired sequence of operations.

"Bill Gates is one helluva programphile."

by Programphile March 27, 2004