to beat the meat nonstop over a specific interval of time, pause for a short while, then continue jerking violently, repeating the process as desired; although frequently time consuming, the on-off duty of manning the post often terminates in a forceful and messy yet satiating and pleasant explosion.
I usually follow the 5-minute on, 5-minute off rule for about an hour during my procrasturbation session, at the end of which I acquire the power of vertically projectile cumshots.
My girlfriend likes to help me procrasturbate after class. After about 45 minutes of this technique, I can always makes her flinch when I blow my rocks' load on her face, or even her chest!
My girlfriend likes to help me procrasturbate after class. After about 45 minutes of this technique, I can always makes her flinch when I blow my rocks' load on her face, or even her chest!
by theking07 January 21, 2010
Get the procrasturbatemug. Combining the word procrastination and masturbation.
Marcie participated in procrasturbation resulting in her eminent doom by not completing the task of filing.
Marcie participated in procrasturbation resulting in her eminent doom by not completing the task of filing.
by iublondie25 December 16, 2009
Get the procrasturbationmug. i was supposed to be on my way to work, but i was too busy procrasturbating to hairy backs and arms fetish videos on the internet.
by ctrlfreq December 16, 2012
Get the procrasturbatingmug. The action in which someone starts masturbating but cannot finish. This is usually do to a shortness of time, an inability to climax, or finding the feeling of blueballs more enjoyable than the actual orgasm.
Guy 1: Bro, you said you were gunna go fap, that was an hour ago!
Guy 2: I started but i couldn't be asked to finish.
Guy 1: Damn you, that took forever just to procrasturbate
Guy 2: I started but i couldn't be asked to finish.
Guy 1: Damn you, that took forever just to procrasturbate
by bawzzy October 17, 2013
Get the Procrasturbatemug. by Troutist May 7, 2013
Get the Procrasturbatingmug. by darqcyde December 23, 2008
Get the procrasturbationmug. To delay a task, simply for the pleasure of delaying.
Particularly applicable to getting out of bed in the morning.
Particularly applicable to getting out of bed in the morning.
Q: "Why have you only just got up? Your alarm went off an hour ago!"
A: "Oh, I've been in bed procrasturbating. I always procrasturbate first thing in the morning."
A: "Oh, I've been in bed procrasturbating. I always procrasturbate first thing in the morning."
by Heinous April 28, 2006
Get the procrasturbatemug.