First World Problems

Problems only experienced by wealthy people

And don't talk about the cap of Gil , people who have ocd can't see 999.999.999 what is this? - Raza Lee 2019
That's like, the definition of First World Problems right there

by Laeberry November 20, 2019

Problimedes

The great 21st Century problem solver.
Problimedes is a direct descendant of Archimedes.

Anyone can become Problimedes by solving a problem then declaring, "I am Problimedes".

"Ok, ok so it still doesn't work?"
"Hmm, what's changed?"
"The batteries are different!!"
"Try it without the batteries!"
"Eureka! It works!"
"I AM Problimedes!"

by Problimedes February 8, 2008

dental problems

Did you look this up to find something funny?Well fuck you!Floss your teeth bitch.

Guy:"Hey I have dental problems."
Me:"Fuck you bitch"."your not getting no fucking jokes!"

by aFAtBoiGetsAChocoLateMuffin October 29, 2018

black girl problems

Problems that only lower to middle class black girls encounter. To the untrained eye these might seem like the product of entitlement issues, having a chip on your shoulder, or the stress of realizing what obama care actually means.

My weave fell out. - black girl problems
Oh shit this isnt free?

It gon rain we gon die.

by werdsmyth December 30, 2013

car problems

When one has car problems, they have trouble getting ass or getting the party started.

Fundo wasn't getting laid and when his friends asked him why, he said he was having car problems.

by authOOr June 26, 2006

problems

To have problems is to have a bad case of intestinal gas.

"Phew! Somebody in here has got problems!"

by Alex Quantashassle April 20, 2005

boat problems

The easiest type of problems on the New York State Regents Exam for physics. You use vectors to determine how fast a boat will go in a certain direction based on the velocity of the boat and the velocity of the current. If vectors are 90 degrees to each other, you use Pythagorean's theorem and viola, you have your answer. QED

He hoped that they would have boat problems on the AP Physics examination, unfortunately, they didn't.

by physics student May 31, 2005