Pre-order

Refers to somebody of age messaging and chatting up a “minor” and waiting for them to turn of legal age before they fully make a move to them.

I pre-ordered that ting she was too fire not to!

by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023

Pre-Pack

Verb: To pack a bowl of marijuana ahead of time so you don't have to worry about doing it when it comes time to get stoned.

You: I feel like getting high, i'm gonna pack a bowl.
Me: Don't even worry about it, i pre-packed one earlier today.

by Zack DeZazzo July 22, 2008

pre-dibs

Calling dibs before dibs.

They were going to the carnival tomorrow. Shayne called pre-dibs for all the rides.

by KaraSucksss July 3, 2008

Pre-Ask

verb: To ask someone a question before asking a question.

"Hey Tommy, can I ask you a question? (the pre-ask) Why is the IT department so cruel? (the real question)"

by JDubs81 June 5, 2009

Pre-Beat

The act of stroking your erect penis with no intention of ejaculating prior to having sex with an intimate partner. Performed solely for excitatory purposes to make the act of having sex more pleasurable when it actually occurs.

The amount of self-control required to avoid ejaculation is not only threatening, but down right dangerous.

Also known as a preliminary pud-pull.

Jim: You planning on hooking up with that waitress tomorrow night?
Mike: Yeah man, I gotta pre-beat the shit outta my junk beforehand.
Jim: I was JUST gonna tell you to make sure to pre-beat, it makes the sex so much better.

by SolidFour October 13, 2011

pre-yesterday

The day before yesterday

Tyrone: What the fuck is pre-yesterday?

Shalissa: The day before yesterday.

by Fetch, Betch. October 20, 2017

Pre-TSD

Pre Traumatic Stress Disorder: The condition of feeling traumatized before a particularly unpleasant event happens.

Dude I think I have Pre-TSD, I am dreading going to the ballet with my mother for the next 5 hours.

by JohnM86 May 19, 2013