pedephile

Someone who loves counting legs.

I can't stop counting, i'm a true pedephile.

by centopede May 4, 2021

pedophile

Usually a male, especially from Texas. Usually with a small uncircumcised dick, looks like kermit the frog & dumber than a pile of sticks!

Damn! Dalen tried to bang all of the middle school girls last night & got arrested for being a pedophile!

by Whyrusoweird August 27, 2018

pedophile

Someone suffering from the sickness of pedophilia (see my definition of pedophilia)

pedophiles and their ACLU cheerleaders, whine and bitch about how it's O.K. for adults to be sexually attracted to children. It is not. Parents and their allies (including the---*gasp!*---Christians) are watching you. NOT IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD, SICKO.

by Canada Street's in the bldg. December 13, 2006

pedophile

An adult who is sexually attracted to a child or children. Comes from the word pedophilia, meaning sexual perversion in which children are the preferred sexual object.

My school principal is a pedophile.

by say "cheese" February 24, 2008

corporate pedophilia

(N.) When big buisnesses in the TV/Movies/Music industry try to get their cosumers aroused to increase sales by making sexy people seem sweet and tender and making them dress up and behave like schoolgirls/boys. Often times, instead of imitation, they'll use actual children.

The Olsen Twins, Hilary Duff, and Britney Spears in schoolgirl outfits! Yeah! Alright! Sexy Corporate Pedophila at it's best! Yee-ha!

(psyche.)

by G-Union December 12, 2003

pedophile

A person who chooses to sexualize children and many times pursues children. Pedophiles want others to accept them, and trust them, so that they can lie and hide and molest children without getting caught!
Pedos are liars and manipulators.

Pedophiles do access child porn (cp, kp) and masturbate to the images of REAL children being sexually abused. How much more sick can they get.
To masturbate to a child getting abused is evil.

pedophile: "Oh he/she is a HOT 6 yr old."
pedophile: "she was maybe 5 and we had eye contact. It was a true girl moment!"
pedophile: "Walmart today was full of hotties! Parents thanks for dressing your son that way! I am ready to masturbate to child porn now."

by you abused me December 12, 2008

pedophile

a person who touches children. They are sexually attracted to children.

a pedophile touched me.

by sonny vital January 16, 2008