hate poisoning

A serious sickness that the typical hater gets when they go around people who are doing exceptionally well in life whether it be acquiring wealth and success, a pretty girlfriend, a nice home, etc.

Some nigga brought over his bitch to see my new home and left with a serious case of hate poisoning.

by GhettoLinguist July 23, 2008

ink poisoning

a disease made up by parents to get their kids to stop drawing on themselves.

mom - billy, you need to stop writing on yourself, you're going to get ink poisoning and die!
billy - yes ma'am! I don't wanna die!

college kid - dude, my roomates totally gave me a sharpie mustache last night.
lame college kid - omg!! you're totally going to get ink poisoning! get away from me!!!

by Kostovetskyyy April 6, 2010

Get The Poison Out

When a girl is having an intense orgasm she is told to "Get The Poison Out"

During the April 8,2010 ride of Raven Alexis on the Sybian in the Howard Stern Studios the phrase was uttered. Dave Lampert Creator of the Sybian told Raven 'Get the poison out of your system Raven'. This creepy yet memorable moment is still in play as a favorite Stern sound bite.

by Orgasm Girl May 7, 2010

poona fish sandwich

an edable object made of the female vagina that resembles a tuna sandwich

I'll take a poona fish sandwich on rye, hold the bread, hold the fish, and ill take extra poon.

by DREKKKKKKKKKKKKK July 4, 2009

Poon Swaggler

Positive;

One who swaggles the poon. Ravenously attacks the poon, and/or beats it up like a boss.

Also

Negative;

One who acts like a total puss, and is quite the opposite of a good poon swaggler. He just lets it swaggle around in front of him, and cry when he gets none. Or swaggles his own little man poon around.

She doesnt wanna talk to me... I dont think she likes me... What did I do?"- "Fool, dont be a fuckin poon swaggler, bitch."

by JBzymes July 23, 2010

Poon Coccoon

A condom. Used to protect your penis from stanky poontang, as well as prevent pregnancy.

I had to buy a pack of Poon Coccoons before I got tangled up in Jenny's meat curtains.

by PoonHandler182 December 24, 2010

poon chuck

To strike another's perineum (the taint) with one's fingertips, which are reinforced by one's hands pressed together as if in prayer.

Garcia broke his finger trying to poon chuck a freshman's taint.

by Wraithed January 18, 2015