Poseidon’s curse

When you’re taking a poop and the turd hits the toilet water and splashes your butthole.

That poop was so vicious i got cursed by Poseidon’s curse

by Lil Payne September 27, 2018

Poseidon's Kiss

When you stand up and tell your date you are going o the toilet, 'spontaneously' kissing them from a raised position, catching them by surprise and leaving them with a world of possibility, confidently swaggering away to de-foul the establishments facilities and contemplate your influence.

The date was rubbish up until he courageously landed a Poseidon's Kiss.

by naked jen November 2, 2018

Poseidon's Crown

When one licks the anus of another individual in a large body of water, whilst that individual is crowning.

We were in Lake St. Clair when she gave me the good ol' Poseidon's Crown!

by The man down under March 19, 2019

Poseidon's Rage

When you're balls are given a free cleaning during a courtesy flush.

Took a massive shit and got hit by Poseidon's Rage.

by Piggyx00 December 12, 2019

Poseidon’s Hickie

Poseidon’s Kiss, but after you have peed in the toilet.

Person 1: *screaming*
Person 2: What’s going on? Did you get hit with Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: No, it’s something much worse
P2: What could possible be worse than Poseidon’s Kiss?
P1: It’s Poseidon’s Hickie!

by The Holy Lord Of Bacon May 8, 2020

Poseidon's Rimjob

When a bidet accidentally shoots up your butthole.

"Dude, your toilet just have me a Poseidon's Rimjob. Lower the water pressure."

by Pseudomoose December 31, 2020

poseidonhalfblood

the very best friend <3
they are very pog and have drip 😜
the best person i know 😝
very very very very smart and awesome 🤩

person: have you heard of poseidonhalfblood?
me: yes we became friends yesterday 🤪

by theveryawesomeperson July 23, 2021