Poopdick

description of , or the act of defecating ones pants whilst in the seated position so horrifically that its forced to travel up the front of ones pants and entomb their reproductive organs with fectal matter.

Keith : "Yo, I think Chris is way too fucked up."
Eric : "Without a doubt, but whats the smell?"
Keith : "I think its coming from Chris"
Eric : "Jesus Christ, NO!...he's poopdicked."

by Hexus525 December 30, 2007

poopsicans

A term used to refer to a loved one when in fact you actually hate them.

You: "I love you."
Me: "Shut up, poopsicans."

by Angel, Olena, Bayley, Shane. April 2, 2007

doing popsickles

two dudes doing 69;sucking each other's dicks.

Doug and Jim are back in in Doug's room doing popsickles.

by stonbrok February 7, 2005

poopdicker

A fag who's always putting his dick in other people's shit.

George W. is a big giant poopdicker.

by Guy who's not a poopdicker September 24, 2005

poopsiky

The sudden stoppage of traffic for no good reason at all.

STOP THE CAR! STOP THE CAR! Its a poopsiky!

by jussabuss November 2, 2011

poopdick hardon

When you're doin a girl in the butt and you pull out and it has poop on it and you still have a hardon...

I was bangin Jess in the butt last night and I pulled out to slam back in and I had a Fuckin Poopdick Hardon!!!

by EvilGenius420 December 10, 2013

poopstick

A slang term which is another way of saying 'plunger.'

"Hey Stewie, get me the poopstick!"

by Señor_Pablo67 November 29, 2016