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poochy asf

For something to be 'poochy asf', it must be either resoundingly intuitive or utterly terrible. It's usage is entirely contextual.
Negative Usage
Bill: Holy shit! They hit the north tower! That is NOT poochy asf

Positive Usage
Hank: Did you hear the news? The red wings won!
Chris: Hell yeah! Red wings are poochy asf rn!
by LucFisch October 16, 2022
mugGet the poochy asfmug.

Poochie Twat

An individual who appears to or does own a small dog. Specifically a ratty little thing that needs some form of coat in the winter; and by kicking standards, you could easily clear your garden hedge if it pissed you off.
Ryan: Sandy, you are such a poochie twat.
Sandy: what's a poochie twat?
Ryan: means you like like you own a small dog. Dick.

anon: I'm going to kick you in the balls you poochie twat
by sandy Bashman October 7, 2011
mugGet the Poochie Twatmug.

Poochie

When you’re feeling pretty and horny
Samantha was poochie last night
by Pooter420 December 12, 2021
mugGet the Poochiemug.

Poochie

A poochie is a 12 year old virgin that says he will sleep with ur mom while wearing a Mario swim top.
Kid: Hey look at that poochie
Me: look at that dumbass poochie head ass.
by TheGreekFreak44 November 11, 2020
mugGet the Poochiemug.

Poochy

"Ew get your poochy breath out of my face"
by Jimminiyjones October 31, 2021
mugGet the Poochymug.

Poochie

"LOL look at that guy hes a total poochie"
by Sean&JeriHayes April 23, 2013
mugGet the Poochiemug.

poochie pouch

when a female's belly hangs over their poochie
she got a poochie pouch kinda like a kangaroo pouch
by ewdatsnasty July 25, 2017
mugGet the poochie pouchmug.

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