DON'T PANIC

the immortal phrase coined by Douglas Adams in the book the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, it is emblazoned on the cover of the Guide

in large freindly letters, is said "DON'T PANIC"

by one geek with too much free time April 11, 2004

Scottsdale Police Department

The police of Scottsdale, Arizona who have nothing better to do than launch all out investigations of high school parties and the such. You better not get caught smoking weed or drinking a beer underage here or the Scottsdale cops will have your nuts in quite a bind. A routine traffic stop in Scottsdale will usually draw the attention of 3-4 cop cars. Synonymous with douchebags and or pussies. Warning: they feel threatened easily and may shoot with the slightest of movements

The Scottsdale Police Department just showed up and gave out 150 MIC's.

by Jack Boots IV May 4, 2009

Gay panic defense

A legal strategy where the defendant claims to have acted in a state of violent, temporary insanity, committing assault or murder, because of unwanted same-sex sexual advances. A defendant may allege to have found the same-sex sexual advances so offensive or frightening that they were provoked into reacting, were acting in self-defense, were of diminished capacity, or were temporarily insane.

Some guy called Gabi dressed in leather overalls cornered me and made unwanted sexual advances in Folsom Street. I became so terrified and frightened for my safety that in a state of panic and self defence, I beat him to a bloody pulp and snapped his neck over a gutter. Next day I pled the gay panic defense and got off with a handshake from the judge.

by de-pube July 18, 2021

Gas Panic!

Panic attacks associated with drug dependence and/or withdrawal - coined by the Oasis song with the same name.

Noel Gallagher wrote the song "Gas Panic!" after suffering from panic attacks due to drug habits.

by sidewindervj November 24, 2010

cyber police

A meme made popular by 4channers and BB'ers on July 15th from a YouTube video of a crying 12 year old girl. Apparently, her videos were being raided with comments such as "you dun goofed up" and "what a fuckin whore". Her first response to all of the comments was by posting a video threatening all of her "haters" saying that she will pop a glock and countless other ravaging insults. She responded with yet another video, this time, she was bawling in tears and her crack head father was in the background wearing sandals and socks yelling and threatening her haters that if they do not stop insulting her daughter he will report them to the cyber police. Thus, a meme was born. Multiple memes have been formed due to this video.

You dun goofed man... consequences will NEVER be the same. Brb reporting you to cyber police.

by mrJoee July 16, 2010

panicatthediscoism

the worship of panic! at the disco and everything about them. faithful followers are worshippers of the holy book, "a fever you can't sweat out." the rituals of this religion include attending regular concerts and singing panic! songs on a regular basis. amen.

panicatthediscoism will take the world by storm.

by hallistork September 16, 2006

small town police

A police officer that, instead of actually helping society and arresting people for actual crimes, like to to a list of annoying things because of their lack of actual things to respond to or stop; such as
1. sit by areas where the speed limit drops significantly with a radar gun to get you for 5mph over cause you didn't slow down quick enough
2.harass teenagers while they are just walking around not doing anything wrong asking them what they are up to.
3.not respond to burglary calls (My friend and his dad had this happen)
4. Act like town curfew means "immediate quarantine" and love to fine you up the ass for breaking this even if your standing 50 feet away from your yard.
5. think skateboarding/longboarding is a serious crime, although it can be annoying they take the rules to far on this one.

I don't have problems with authority, just bored fat pricks with a badge and tazers.

Vicksburg MI has a terrible case of small town police officers.

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodGoth November 29, 2010