Man-pon

A neatly folded section of paper towel that is placed between one's butt cheeks to catch any stray fecal matter that may linger from inadequate anal hygiene and therefore subsequently prevents the dreaded, troubling and horrifying "skid marks" in your under garments

Bro, I always use that man-pon. It keeps my briefs so crisp...no trace of ass, ever!

by Big Medicine November 22, 2024

Martin Romero Pons

somone with small balls or penis

Oh Martin romero pons has a small penis

by Nate Stanesa January 26, 2024

Pon

(n., adj.) 1. A smol horse. 2. Used to describe a horse as smol.

n. "You know what's smaller than Donald Trump's hands? A pon."
adj. "My god, you look pon as fuck in that tunic cardigan."

by Avirexii February 4, 2019

Pons

a Type of money on a planet Most are in possession of a hat kid also you can get BADGE'S with them

Spend some PONS on badges

by ANTAHIT December 16, 2024

pon

name for someone who is a penatly merchant and cone dribbling merchant

look at pon doing cone drills and taking penalties. typical pon

by dyze44 July 24, 2023

hero-pon riki

A fucking puff ball thieving bitch.

Hero-pon riki stole mah Monado!

by JAEGERBOMBASTIC May 14, 2015

pon pon

Cringy thing Ninja the streamer does.

5 year old: Ninja do the pon pon dance!

by C4MN November 2, 2018